You Should Be Grateful I Didn't Use Invisible Type

      John Carpenter's Memiors of an Invisible Man
                       3 See Through Cheeses

    Characters:
    Nick Halloway: Get turned invisible        His name sounds like Holow
    Alice: Nicks love intrest
    David: A special agent out to capture Nick      Sam Niel

    Plot
    While at a buisness hearing Nick goes off to try and find a bathroom. He
    accidently scares a scientist who spills coffee in his lab creating a sort
    of meltdown. A bunch of radiation is released an Nick is turned invisible.

    Once he finds out a bunch of government special agents are trying to track
    him down for "study". Sam Niel does a good job as the EVIL government
    agent who's out to kill Nick. It's pretty much Nicka nd Alice running around
    trying to evade David and his goons. I was actually pretty impresses with
    Chevy Chase's performance of Nick it was one of his better, more serious
    roles. I also have to commend this film for thinking of a pretty ingenious
    way of killing David in the end.

    SFX
    I would have to say for 1992 these special effect were probably the best
    around. It's surprising that this film tanked at the box office considering how
    impressive they are. There's this one scene where nick sees himself in a mirror
    after he's eaten and you see his food being digested inside of him; it's pretty
    cool. In this one scene where it is raining Nick starts to look like the predator.

    GORE
                  NONE AT ALL

    I Learned
    Being invisible would really suck

    BEST QUOTE
    "I will cut off your testicles, lightly fry them, and morris here will eat them for
     lunch" -David says this when he threatens his superior

     BOTTOM LINE
MEMIOR was definitely not John Carpenters worst movie but not his best
     either. I thought that the scenes with Nick being invisible were really cool
     even though they looked a bit dated. I thought that all this movie needed was
     a gun fight between Nick an the agents. Wouldn't that be cool to see a gun
     floating around shooting at people. Otherwise I felt it to be a fairly
     entertaining movie. I really can't classify this movie exept by calling it a
     dramedy because, it was funny but also dramatic. I declare it to be worthy of
     viewing so you should go out an try to find it. It is though pretty obscure, and
     hard to find so try your local video stores and libraries. Hurry go find it
     before it disapears. (Yes pun intended)