| WARLOCK: THE ARMAGEDON 3.5 Cheeses Characters Warlock: Satan's Son Is a jerk Kenny: "Hero" Druid Warior Called Travis half the time Samantha: "Heroine" Druid Warrior Innocent bystanders: Warlock Fodder Plot Every seven hundered years or so there is a lunar and solar eclipse during the period of six days. In that time the Warlock be born. He then goes around trying to find these stones and tries to bring satan unto the Earth. But wait, there are druids who pledge their lives to try and stop him. Kenny and Sam turn out to be these druids and are forced to be killed and ressurected as warriors. They have to train and learn magic druid powers. The warlock gets the stones and brings the devil unto the Earth. Sam and Kenny stop him and the kill him in a cheesey floating knife battle. Gore EVIL warlock birth Bloody ears Human Picasso Warlock vampire bite Black warlock blood Scalping Blood filled elevator Map of skin Impaled midget cirucs lady Crusafiction Bloody body through glass roof SFX Not very good but don't hinder the movies enjoyment Really cool in some parts though Things I wondered Why was everything purple during the solar Eclipse Why couldn't the kids just run with the stones for three days Why did the town hate the druids so much Does the Warlock know he already has a brother, Damien Things I learned God can be out of rotation Some Carnies aren't very smart Warlocks are just plain mean Druids might have powers but they are really dumb Best Line "Is that the best you can do"- Warlock shouting that at the heavens after "defeating" Kenny. Bottom Line Over all it's a pretty cool movie. If you look over some of the plot holes and bad SFX. Otherwise it's pretty cool. Seeing the warlock Acting mean to people is kinda fun to watch. |
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