3 C.H.E.E.S.E.S.
Charachters:
Photographer: Take pictures of Hobos
His Wife: Helpless Victim
Soup Kitchen Chef: Guy From Home Alone, Discovers CHUD evidence
Police Chief: Grief Stricken Man Who's Wife is Eaten
Hobos: Turn Into CHUD
CHUD: Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
Plot:
People are disapearing in a neighborhood in N.Y. city. People are getting eaten,
bums are dissapearing, and random bad stuff is going on. After a bunch of
exposition and sewer exploring, it turns out that toxic waste has turned the
bums into killer monster fish, lizard things with glowing eyes. Conspiracies
are thrown around, some running and screaming happens, and John Goodman
is eaten. In the end we pretty much figure the chud all die, but there's a sequel so
I guess they're not.
Gore:
Some limbs A few ripped off heads
Gross Bites
I Learned:
Acronyms make everything better
John Goddman was in things almost as scary as Rosane
It's fun to worship toxic waste as a mutant
The best way to stop sewer people is random gases
All manholes shoot up gas
When something with glowing eyes, eyes fade, it's always dead
Bottom Line:
C.H.U.D. is old school cheesey 80's horror, bad, bad ,bad. Just the way I like it.
A must see for anyone who likes 80's horror, it's full of camp too. I also liked
the guy from HOME ALONE, he is awsome. Chud is a classic in every way,
or should at least in a way that it needs to be shown on Sci-Fi channel
occasionaly.