Preds

       PREDATOR 1 and 2
               4.5 and 4 Invisible-Like Cheeses


        PLOTS:
        PREDATOR: ARNOLD leads a team of commandos into the jungle
        for a rescue mission but end up fighting an alien hunter instead. Jesse
        Ventura (Former Govenor of Minesota) is there too
        Predator 2: The Predator goes to LA and decides to stalk Danny Glover
        and his friends. Bill Paxton is there and makes himself the only actor
        to be killed by the Aliens, the Prdator, andThe Terminator. Gary Busey
        also shows up and acts like himself.

        Reviews:

        I'm going to start off with my opinions on the first movie. If you really
        haven't seen these yet read too the end of the reviews and then run to
        your local place of movie rentals and rent them.

        The first movie is essentialy the perfect action film. Manly Men, Guns,
        Explosions, Violence, Explosions, Gore, Swearing, Explosions, Violence,
        and An Action Hero. They also throw in some Sci Fi for good measure.

        The predator itself is a humanoid alien who likes to hunt man for sport.
        He has his own arsenal of doom to dispatch people with too. A laser,
        wrist claws, and an invisibilty shield.

       The only thing that I find really wrong with the movie is that with
       having watched it as many times as I have one starts to notice some
       strange day/night inconsistancies during the end. Otherwise the movie                  provides on all fronts. The movie ACTION not action, but ACTION,
       and once it starts it really doesn't stop until the end. And if you are
       some type of gore-hound then the movie delievers too. It has Skinned
       Bodies, Holes in Chests, Dismeberments, Stabbings, Bullet Hits, A
       Ripped Out Spine, A Head Splat, and Lots of Random Blood.

      Personally I consider Predator to be in the top 5 action movies of all time.

      Predator 2 is really only lacking in the fact that ARNOLD isn't in it.
      Otherwise it's just plain cool to see the predator toying with Danny Glover
      throughout LA. The predator is even collor this time too. He's got a new
      spear, a razor disc (My Favorite), A razor net gun, and a blade launcher.

      Also it is kind of coincidental how many times that danny glover and his
      partners actually meet the predator, but that really doesn't matter. But
      you have to wonder why it decided to just let Danny Glover live throughout
      the entire movie and not jsut kill him when he doesn't expect it.

     People like to bash this movie for being inferior as a sequal, but most of that
     bashing is done just because of petty reasons, becuase it does contain most
     of the elements that made the first great.Overall it is a worthy sequal.
     Though not as good, it would have been really hard for them to make a
     movie any better and have it compare to the first. Most people don't like
     it because it doesn't have ARNOLD.

     Now go exit the internet, shut off your computer, ride your bike to the
     video store, rent them both, and watch them NOW. Hurry up. Faster.
      I don't see you leaving. Lazy Bum.