| MORTAL KOMBAT 5 CHEESES PLOT SUMMARY A bunch of people are taken to a mysterious island to kompete in a martial arts tournament to decide the fate of the Earth. If hummanity loses an EVIL emporor will destroy the Earth and steal all of our souls. OPINIONS I love this movie. I thik it is Paul Anderson's (Resident Evil) best so far. This movie has a ho-hum plot and generic kharacters but that really doesn't detract from the enjoyment factor of the film. It also has bad spelling in the title. This movie stands out because of the fights. They all have video game like quality. Which was expected because it was based on one...duh. They almost all feature outlandish bad guys with supernatural powers. Sub-Zero was the best in the movie he can throw Ice ball that freeze his enemies. In one scene a ninja is jump kicking him and is frozen in mid air and shatters against the ground. Plain awsome. They are all very well khoriagraphed. (For those of you who haven'tfigured it out by now I've been spelling "c" words with "k's".) In most scenes the SFX are enirely believable. There is a giant animatronic, four-armed guy named Goro who is so well done that he looks real. EVERYTHING ELSE If you rent Mortal Kombat expecting a wonderful plot filled drama you will be very dissapointed. If you are expecting a kung fu movie with a bit of well balanced drama and plot you'll be rewarded. It is a movie full of energy and butt whoopin. Also if you haven't already seen it you are one of a few. It's on at least once a week on either TNT or TBS. WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING THERE IS A RAMPANT CONSPRACY GOING ON RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY OWN EYES. AMERICA BE WARY. EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN. MAKE THEM BELIEVE THE TRUTH KOMBAT IS SPELLED WITH A "C". -- |
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