CAST ASH: hero, well sort of Cheryl: Ash's sister Evil zombie Scotty: Killed by trees Linda: Ash's Girlfriend Stabbed with pencil Shelly: Zombie Chopped to bits PLOT 5 College students go out to a cabin in the woods to spend a weekend. They find a tape recorder of a proffeser who has bin translating the book of the dead, or necrinomicon ex mortis. They also finds a shotgun and and a knife. After listening to the recording all heck breaks loose. People get raped by trees (seriously), people are turned into zombies, and people bite off the'r own hands. A bunch more crazy and gory stuff ensues. SFX Pretty good for back in the day Scariest looking zombies I have seen Gore Level 8 1/2 buckets of blood Chopped up bodies Melting zomies Things I learned People in movies have about a 50 IQ If your girlfriend tries to stab you with a zombie knife you should always, and I mean always chop her up Zombies are fire proof Zombies are half milk Never go in the woods alone Bottom Line If You like hooror movies you should rent or buy this one today. the only reason I didn't get a perfect score is because of the tree rape scene ewwwwww. |
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