| SESSION 9 5 Cheeses Characters: Hank: Anoying dude with mustache Jeff: Gordons Nephew Afraid of the dark Likable Gordon: Respectable employer of the five guys Phil: Jerk Mike: Likable Plot: I really can't tell you much plot from this movie without giving away the whole movie. What I can tell you is that five men go into a run down insane asylum to clean it up. The asylum starts to bring out the worst in them. They all start to go a little crazy and just as the box says "Fear is a place". SFX: The fake blood looked realistic and the eye poker scene was cool. Awsome POV's and lighting. The whole movie was filmed in the actual asylum. DVD Extras: Creepy menus Cool preview I didn't get to watch any of the other stuff but there was a lot of it. GORE: The fake blood looked good, and there was very little of it. If there had been any more it would have been distracting. I Learned: There are hidden treasures hidden in asylum walls Wheel Chairs are creepy That crazy people shouldn't go in scary places I Wondered: Why would Jeff even take a job in a scary, old asylum if he was scared of the dark? BOTTOM LINE: Session Nine is probably the creepiest movie I have seen as of now. It also actually had a plot that made you not want to pause the movie. It's a thinking man's horror movie. I recomend it to anyone who is in the mood for a good scary movie with out tons of gore. I Command you to see it NOW, or perish in a firey pit of DOOM! |