| Jack Frost Snow bad it's good The Cast: Sam The Sherif: Hero Sams Wife: The usual wife character Ryan: The son Very stupid Almost kills his dad Teenagers: Fodder Deputies: Fodder FBI Guys: See teenagers The Plot: Evil serial killer Jack frost is being driven to a state prison to be executed. The truck crahes with a chemical waste truck and Jack is cheesily melted into the snow. (It's almost christmas). Small town sheriif Sam is relieved to hear that Jack is dead. But mysteriosly people star turning up dead. His sun is blamed for the murder of a bully. After the FBI guys show up and some more people die they find out that Jack is the Killer. More helpless side characters die while hawiian music is played in the backround. Eventually they find out that anti-freeze hurts him so they dump him into a truck full of anti-freeze. Then they bury him in the grave yard. "SPECIAL EFFECTS" I really liked the killer oven/snowman glove. But every effect in this movie was very "SPECIAL". Gore Light Decapitation Small ice sicle stabbings Bloody melting snowman Lots of water Things I Learned: Sleds are sharp Snow is attracted to houses and buildings Never let stupid little kids make oatmeal Snowmen are super strong Snow has DNA EVIL Snowmen can not make up good one liners Bad One Liners: "I'm the worlds most pissed off snow cone" "Look ma I'm a picasso" "Don't Eat Yellow Snow" Bottom Line: Jack Frost is a horribly cheesey movie with bad special effects, plot, and acting. Who cares? I don't. It's so bad that it's funny and everthing about this movie is. I say if your looking for a really cheesey movie rent Jack Frost. Also, look in the credits for little funny comments every so often |
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