*Not considered an official page yet, because it does not now, and will never have anything to do with Maciej Lampe or Kyle Korver
DRAFT REVIEW 2003
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While I was cooking dinner (grilled cheese), I looked out the window and saw a truck coming straight at the house, where Cathy was standing. I looked out the other window and saw a baby about to fall out of a window. I have my sandwich, one live lobster, a $20 bill, and a slingshot. What should I do?
Ninja Please
Kids Suck Ass
G's Page: my favorite page
Jake's Page: I go here when I'm lonely
Sexy Cathy's: I don't know either
Stefan's Page: Everyone bug him to update
Fantasy College FB Analyst Game
Starring Joe, Phil, and G
Rounds 1-2 Rounds 7-8
Rounds 3-4 Rounds 9-10
Rounds 5-6 Rounds 11-12
RETROSPECT
Round 1 Round 1-4 Round 5-8 Round 9-12 Round 13-15 Round 16-Final Thoughts
10. Phil is one block shy of the triple-double against Oleg, putting up 11 points, 16 rebounds, and 9 blocks.
9. Ringer refuses to let Jacob go through his legs on film, holds him down, cusses him out
8. Howard Blocks Oleg 5 times
7. Oleg disputes a call. The referees watch it on instant replay, and Oleg wins the challenge....or does he? The delay gives Phil time to catch his breath, providing a noticable boost for Phil to finish Oleg off.
6. Howard gets winded and Oleg scores 11 straight to come back and win the game
5. Howard goes up 7-0 against Oleg
4. G goes behind his and Danny's back, gets the ball back for an easy, open game-winning layup, raises his arms in victory, and watches the ball roll off of the "rim of no-forgiveness"
3. Phil hits the half-court shot to ice it in round 2.
2. Danny puts the ball through G's legs 3 times, gets it behind him for the easy layup every time, but unfortunately can't convert on the open layup
1. Danny relieves himself of his shirt in hopes of a comebacK
Why is your mom so fat?
