| My public fantasy NFL draft, and what methinks |
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| Round 5 |
| Jags Peckers FSUCKS Knowledge Saints Beaver Joelovers DaBills texans SONICS |
| Pick Player/My Ranking/Tier What does Master Joe think? |
| Deuce McAllister 25 5 Jeff Wilkins K 1 6 Bubba Franks TE 4 3 Chris Chambers 52 4 Derrick Alexander 79 2 Duce Staley 35 4 Keyshawn Johnson 29 6 Kevin Johnson 45 5 Jamal Lewis 60 3 Marcus Pollard TE 2 3 |
| The draft happens so fast that you don't really notice who is building the best teams, but I distinctly remember pooping my pants at this point. 35 tier points. ......chirp....chirp chirp......all that can be heard is the crickets chirping. Wait. And 9 fantasy managers laughing and pointing at their screens. (Everyone will catch up when they get their kickers) 32 tier points. Yikes. Are you aware how many receivers you have? You can count them with 10 fingers and your penis, and still have 11 digits left over. 25 tier points (plus 5 with Fred Taylor as trade bait). I don't like this pick, but it could pan out. Keyshawn is still available, and the Bucs have a coach who knows offense. Here's where my heart skipped when I realized I might get him. 30 tier points. Derrick Alexander? Over Keyshawn? Bold Statement. Horrible Pick. 27 tier points. This is a really good pick. Staley is OK for a second RB, but this is his third. This shows that it pans out to get RB 1 immediately and wait for RB 2. 25 tier points (plus 4 with Staley, could trade Tomlinson for WR). Joe is now doing the cabbage patch, something that should not nor never should have been done by white people. What a set of WRs! Moulds, Keyshawn, Boston, plus Manning and Martin. RB #2 next.34 tier points. Really good pickup. After 5 picks, you can kind of tell the guys who know what they're doing, and this might be one of them. Didn't Jamal Lewis leave college because Travis Henry was taking his starting job? Why would you take Lewis over Henry? I wanted to keep ripping this guy, but he had no guarantees that any good TE would be available next round. I think the 5th round is still too early for a TE though. |
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| Round 6 |
| SONICS texans DaBills Joelovers Beaver Saints Konwledge FSUCKS Peckers Jags |
| Mike Vanderjaagt K 2 6 Mark Brunell 87 5 Laveranues Coles 74 3 Drew Bledsoe 51 7 Marty Booker 73 3 Rod Gardner 70 3 Amani Toomer 54 4 Derrick Mason 55 4 Garrison Hearst 62 3 Troy Brown 49 4 |
| Not...I repeat...NOT a good pick. Notes: 1. insanely good at his position. 2. he is a kicker. 3. kickers are known to be homos. 4. insanely good homo. 5. SONICS is a flaming homo. I was curious. He had a good strategy. Since no one needed a QB, he'd wait a couple rounds until people started getting their backups, and then get....Brunell?! But...Whuh...Huh? Better picks: McCaffrey, Troy Brown, Burress, Toomer, Mason, Muhammad, Gardner, McCardell, and Booker. I think the 6th round separates the winners from the losers. Bear with me here. I thought either Henry or Thomas Jones (or Barber or Davis) would be available next round, and Bledsoe would be valuable in trade. I don't know why I valued him more than Trent Green then. You'll see this ______ was taken over Johnny Morton and Ed McCaffrey theme for quite some time. I blundered the worst on this one, later. There were some better picks available, but maybe this guy has faith in Spurrier to pass for 700 passing yards and 6 TDs a la the Rams. Might be a sleeper This dude was probably happy about the last 3 WRs to go off the board. he wanted a WR, and got the one he wanted. I don't know why Yahoo had him ranked so high, but I guess ppl who didn't know better were to scared to pick him from #21 on, when no one picked him up. He went where he should have. Not the first RB I'd have taken here. Not the first San Francisco RB I'd have taken here. Not the first San Francisco RB with 6 letters in his last name that I'd have taken here. You catch my drift. Let's recap: Favre, Faulk, McAllister, Holt, Glenn, Troy Brown. He's even going to get Trent Green as his backup in the 9th (?!) round. Oy. |