| 2 Happy Stories |
| You know those stories where one person says one word, then the next says the next word, and so on? For example, me, Emma, and Bradley are sitting around. I say "Once". Bradley says "Upona". I tell him he has to say one word, not two. He tells me that "upona" is one word. Then Emma says "time", and we continue until a story is made. You remember when you used to do that as a kid? Wasn't it fun? No? No what? You've never done that? You people lead boring lives. Anyhoo, here are two results of this activity. Once upon a time, there was a big lady who was a doctor. One home in a person was flower. The lady was a good idiot. She had big boobs that shake all day long. Shimmy the butt people always. Sex me good. Butts are jiggly. Beaver babies chew wood. Ladies always flowers across. In they basket. In camera boobs. In poop-stinks-ville puffs out around toys. She went to get a Eminem C.D. for Bradley. Puff the Chomper up. The End Once a bottle was sexing. Ceiling-fan fixtures poop. Shut the heck with vigor. Boobs Boobies. The crotches peed on Bradley. Shut the boobies. Yesterday bottles chaos. Tomorrow ladies sex men. Stupid idiots are sexy. Eminem has a butts. Chucky is Eminem. Eminem is pencil. Pencil has sex. Sex is neat. Now you idiots know about Eminem. The End P.S.- first person to let me know they found this page gets a quarter reward for looking at my terrible site. That is all. |