| My League of Extraordinary Terps draft, and what methinks |
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| Round 4 |
| 7-11 Slurpee Depu-G's Mediocrums It's_My_ Time Dr. Bitchslap Handy With The Steel |
| Pick Player/My Ranking/Tier What does Master Joe think? |
| Charlie Garner 6 Tier Points Plaxico Burress 4 Tier Points Hines Ward 4 Tier Points Tory Holt 5 Tier Points Amani Toomer 5 Tier Points |
| Joe: Charlie Garner�.Not bad. I hear things about Mr. Fargas from USC, but not bad. This is the fourth round. Get your starting QBs where you can. According to my theory, this is the year that no one talked about the geriatric Raiders, so this is the year that they play like fogies. Watch for a drop in Garner�s production. In real life, he�s a stud (or a bama if you�re on the other team) but fantasy wise, he won�t be a hottie. Quote me. Phil: Charlie is one of those guys who I just can�t bring myself to pick, even if he�s good, a la Garrison Hearst. So forget about this sucka MC. My head hurts. I�m going to continue typing through the next picks despite this problem. Joe: I started taunting Phil with this pick. I knew for sure that he was aiming at Plax or Ward here. Right now, I�m singing the �Oooooh-wooooh� part of Ducktales, but that�s irrelevant. G got a great pick with Plax. He�s huge, he�s on a passing team, and he has an �X� in his name. Has it ever let anyone down? Malcolm X? Steve Sax? Xavier McDaniel? I didn�t think so. Phil: Son of a�Plax! G blindly felt around and pulled out the Big Plax. He�s 8 ft. tall and pushes off DBs so brilliantly. You can�t cover a man that large! Sigh�great pick. I wanted him in this round. I wanted him so much. Only three picks away. Ah well. At least I�ll get Hines. Joe: Oh sooky-sooky now. There went Phil. He done missed out on Ward and Plax. I taunted mercilessly, but no one else cared that much. I thought it was hilarious that he missed his two lovers by two picks. Why didn�t you taunt with me? I honestly don�t think Ward will be the #3 again, but this pick is sehr gut. Phil: This is a nightmare. That�s the first thing I thought after Ade said, �I guess I�ll take his partner in crime, then.� He selected Hines and it felt like someone kicked me in le groin. How did this happen? Damn my fellow Hagerstown Outlawz. People underrated Hines for no reason going into the year; he was the #3 fantasy WR last year, and he should get similar numbers. Joe: Holt. Holt 45. He�s a fiver, that�s for sure. Even if Warner isn�t back, Holt is a bolt. That doesn�t make sense, but by that, I mean that he�s a good fellow. Tory Holt is awesome. I love that he went to N.C. State, but I love that he�s awesome even more. I�m trying to get him right now. He�s one of my unjustified loves. Phil: Eh. Holt doesn�t light my fire anymore. Come on Torry, light my fire. He said he won�t set himself on fire for me anymore. Two separate song references. The first one, everyone will get. The second reference, probably no one. In my eyes, this was too early. Joe: There went the other fiver. He was the highest guy on my board. I guess I�ll have to take Eddie George now. Last year I mentioned that Toomer�d be on the All-Ah-nold Team. This year, I�ll mention that he�d be on the All-Joe-Awesome Team. I think Collins is cool, and Toomer is cool enough to catch for him. Actually, Toomer is a Boomer. Or a Sooner or something. Who knows? Phil: Well, it had to be done. I couldn�t wait any longer for a top-flight WR, and after missing out on my brothers Plax and Hines, Amani was the way to go. He�s a great WR, and he has a fun name. Good pick, but I still wish I had a Stiller WR. |