| My League of Extraordinary Terps draft, and what methinks |
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| Round 3 |
| Handy With the Steel Dr. Bitchslap Its_My _Time Depu-G's Mediocrums 7-11 Slurpee |
| Pick Player/My Ranking/Tier What does Master Joe think? |
| Drew Bledsoe 7 Tier Points Randy Moss 5 Tier Points Eric Moulds 5 Tier Points Jeff Garcia 7 Tier Points Joe Horn 4 Tier Points |
| Joe: Great pick. I only prefer Brady, and it�s really a toss-up. He needed a quarterback and he got the best guy on the board. Now if he had picked Drew Barrymore, I would have questioned it, but Phil is safe for now. Phil: I didn�t expect the Drew-ster to fall this low. I guess it�s not that low, but hey, Drew Bledsoe �much he needed a transfusion.� I didn�t make that up. Old ESPN commercial, Bristol U. But I really liked this pick. Wish I could say that for all of my picks. Joe: Man, do I dislike Randy Moss. I can�t believe he lasted this long though. As much as I hate to say it, this could have been a steal. Randy Moss went #31 overall? This is actually right where I think he should have went. We have some good drafting going on here. I like it. I love it. I want some more of it. Watch for Team Zager�s draft performance to drop a tad a little bit later. Phil: A rolling Randy gathers no Moss. I don�t think that means anything. This is an almighty pick. How did he last this long? On name alone, I didn�t expect him to last past the second. Maybe I should have got him. I wanted to wait one more round for a WR, but it came back and sorta bit me in my ees. Joe: If I called the football bread, then I would say �The bread is getting Mouldy� every time he caught a touchdown. Great pick. I had Moulds as my #4 receiver. For those of you counting, this is the 4th receiver taken. Muy Bien. Phil: This is another one of those expected Ade picks. I just know he loves certain people, and I think half of them are on the Bills. Does he even like the Bills in real life? �Cause in the fantasy world, he loves �em. Solid pick. Joe: Jeff Garcia was originally slotted for the #12 pick, to Mr. QuDaniel. Then NP changed his mind and decided that he didn�t want to risk the back injury. Then we lost two homosexual managers. After the dust settled, G scooped up Mr. Garcia with the #33 pick. What the�..How did I�..But G��.Why haven�t I commented on how G showed up to the draft yet?! Everyone besides G showed up to the draft with a couple nice, clean lists and a writing utensil or two. G showed up with a piece of paper that was crumpled so badly that it was soft. He claims that he found it in the dumpster. That makes no sense, but whatever happened, G had a list in his hands that was soft enough to blow a nose into, that only had about the top 20 players in each position. This would get pretty funny later, when G had to start stealing glances at other peoples� cheat sheets. Phil: Is Jeff Garcia gay? He sure talks like it. Questions about his back had him a lot lower than this in my rankings. I think he could have waited longer for another QB. But then again, he found his list in a dumpster. Joe: More like Joe PORN!!!!! Or Joe Horny!!!! Or Joe Shoe Horn!!!! Ahahahahaha! Oh man. Rich. Anyhoo, I have Horn dropped slightly because I think Donte Stallworth will be the rare 2nd year WR beast. He�s still a 4 pointer, like many of my others that I would take before him, but there were two big fivers on the board still. Mr. Toomah and Mr. Holt. No matter. It�s great if you think Stallworth won�t take from Horn at all. Phil: Taking Horn before the great Steeler duo? Oh no, no, no, Papa Q. That�s not gonna cut it in my book. Joe Horn is always productive, but never that explosive. To take a WR in the third round, you need explosion. Sorry, Dan. |