| My Gangsta Style draft, and what methinks |
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| Round 9 |
| G Howard Mike Jason Danny Stefan Phil Pokey Joe Arun Oleg Ade |
| Pick Player/My Ranking/Tier What does Master Joe think? |
| St. Louis DEF #11 Tier Points: 4 Kevan Barlow My Ranking: 59 Tier Points: 3 Ricky Proehl My Ranking: U Tier Points: 0 Wayne Chrebet My Ranking: 122 Tier Points: 1 Bubba Franks TE #3 Tier Points: 3 Lamar Smith My Ranking: 111 Tier Points: 1 Olandis Gary My Ranking: 132 Tier Points: 3 Bill Schroeder My Ranking: 112 Tier Points: 1 Vinny Testaverde My Ranking: 100 Tier Points: 5 David Sloan TE #11 Tier Points: 1 Hines Ward My Ranking: 95 Tier Points: 2 David Patten My Ranking: 130 Tier Points: 1 |
| I don't know why. I'm weary of the Rams. I'm sure they'll tear things up, like usual. They have such an advantage. I bet they get to rest more than any other defense in the league. They'll finish in the top 5 defenses, and it will show that my defense rankings are blatantly homosexual. Oh well. This is a good pick. He and Hearst will be splitting carries, supposedly 50-50. Look for this to continue until the 49ers realize that Barlow is better. Hearst is also a bigger injury risk than Barlow. These add up to a potentially big year for Barlow. Bonus points for unique spelling of Kevin. I don't like this pick. Proehl? Oy! Learn to spell, bastard. The only acceptable ways to spell your name are "Proll" or maybe "Parole". I wouldn't take Proehl in a 5 receiver league. I hate him. I hate him like a wet willy, and I really do hate wet willies. By the way, we got the power back on and managed to start up our computers and get into the draft room to see this pick. Shooo-weeee....I'm glad I have all of my receivers already. These picks are getting desperate. I'm doing a happy dance right now, looking at my receivers. This particular happy dance consists of my upper body staying still, while my feet fly around laterally like in a Peanuts cartoon. I like this pick. It's where he should go. Cuz this is Bubba's moment. I put my mother on it. I only like Sharpe better, and that's probably a wrong prediction. Franks is most likely the best tight end left. "Why do I think Franks is the #3 TE?", you ask? I hate it came to this. How else can I say it? I don't speak no other languages! Oh Bubba Sparxxx...proud to be trailer trash, then comes to the NFL. Muahahaha....those ESPN rankings have led you astray, unless you're looking for a very very temporary fix. There's no way I start Lamar Smith for very long over there. Lamar Smith is the most recent and best example of a one-hit wonder I can think of. He fits perfectly. What he did didn't stand out, but it was solid. He'll just fade away like all the great ohw's of the past. Here's a clue as to when some of my rankings were made. Olandis Gary is ranked really really low. There's someone who ranks correspondingly too high. He goes by the name of Terrell. Oh well. I just didn't ever feel like placing him, mainly because I knew I'd have my 3 RBs before this. This is a relative steal. There is nothing to say that good ole' Y. Rag Sid Nalo won't keep the starting job all year. I have a very bad relationship with Bill Schroeder. In my public draft, I somehow had the Yahoo rankings up instead of mine. It was somewhere around the 9th round, and I knew that my next pick, Ed McCaffrey was at the very top of my rankings, so I went to the top and drafted. I was happy to have stolen......Bill Schroeder?!?!?! That just makes one more mailbomb I have to send to an NFL player. For some reason, after this pick, Howard typed in something along the lines of "Vinny Green Testes". I don't get it. Is it because he has "Testa" in his name and plays for a green team? I was confused, I'm not ashamed to admit, but I was happy to have gotten a 2nd QB of this caliber this late. I wonder if he know that his name can be switched around to say "I'd Oval Nads". If I was ever at a Saints game, I'd start yelling that, and if he started crying, we'd be sure that he knows. Anyway, even though I say tight ends are worthless, he could have found a better one than this. Two demerits for Arun Not too shabby. This is near the top of what's left. I have him as a top 4th receiver. This is Oleg's 4th receiver. Right on schedule for a good pick. Don't have anything to say, so I'll pose this question to you: what is the stupidest state? I'd say there are a few nice ranking ones, but none are as stupid, in my mind, as Montana. What a waste. I'd trade it to Canada for Toronto and sole possession of the St. Lawrence Seaway. No comment. I wonder if Canada would go for something like that. That straight border across the parallel is too boring anyway. We really don't need Montana. Canada obviously loves vast empty wastes of land, since they have so much of it. Everyone wins. We get their cities, they get our poop. Losers: Mike, Jason, Stefan Winners: Everyone Honorable Mention: Guillian Gary |