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Round 10
Ade
Tier Points
38
Bench: 4


Oleg
Tier Points
37



Arun
Tier Points
37
Bench: 3


Joe
Tier Points
47



Pokey
Tier Points
45



Phil
Tier Points
43
5 bench


Stefan
Tier Points
48



Danny
Tier Points
53



Jason
Tier Points
39



Mike
Tier Points
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Howard
Tier Points
40



G
Tier Points
46
Pick           Player/My Ranking/Tier                What does Master Joe think?
Quincy Carter
My Ranking: 116
Tier Points: 4



Byron Chamberlain
TE #4
Tier Points: 3



Shane Mathews
My Ranking: 134
Tier Points: 3



Chad Lewis
TE #9
Tier Points: 1



Chicago
DEF #2
Tier Points: 8



Travis Taylor
My Ranking: 103
Tier Points: 1



Shannon Sharpe
TE #2
Tier Points: 3



Cleveland
DEF #3
Tier Points: 8



Wesley Walls
TE #U
0 Tier Points



Desmond Clark
TE U
0 Tier Points



Larry Centers
My Ranking: 121
1 Tier Point



Bill Grammatica
K #U
2 Tier Points
He's pathetic.  He's supposed to have a good year though.  A lot of people think that he's ready to prove that he can be the starter.  Even though he's so bad, I want to believe it.  Carter is my first of the 3rd QBs in my rankings.  He is acting as Ade's 3rd QB.  Nice pick.


See?  Tony Gonzalez and Marcus Pollard went about 5 rounds ago.  Chamberlain is not significantly less productive than either.  This is the best of what's left if you don't think Sharpe is going to have a huge year. I really like to see it when people wait this long and get their TE.  It makes me feel good inside, and makes me feel hatred towards the people who jump the gun.
He is one two-interception half away from losing his job.  We all knew this pick was coming soon though.  Ole' Roony Poop couldn't resist the rumors spreading around here.  This is why I love regional sports predictions.  They're always so blatantly biased.  I turn on the TV and see things like "Redskins could contend for the Super Bowl", and then I quickly get off that channel, and go over to Sponge Bob.
The first of my out-and-out errors.  I didn't notice Sharpe was lingering at the bottom of the list.  I really would have prefered Sharpe.  I got angry after I made this pick, because my picks had been going right before I could get them, my power kept going out, and now I was just drafting poorly.  Oy.  At least I blundered in the TE department, where it doesn't matter.
This is a really good pick.  He had everything except his third RB and his defense, and he either didn't see a RB that jumped out at him, or he figured that his RB would be available next round.  Watch for a payoff when he takes his RB next round.  If he had taken that RB now, he most likely wouldn't have ended up with da Bers.

We can credit this pick to Phil's pure love for the Ravens.  I've never met anyone who was blinded so much by their love for their team.  Even Jacob, who we discussed last night, doesn't love the Redskins as much as Phil loves the Ravens.  Bujustin tells me that he sings the Ravens' fight song, whatever that is, in his sleep sometimes.  He supposedly also has a fat albert, with a Raven instead of a stud.  Yowza!
Bummer....I was planning on just throwing my last pick out the window and grabbing Sharpe with my next pick.  I think he could be pretty solid this year.  If not, he brings bonus points for looking like a Bronco and playing on the Broncos.  By the way, have you seen that commercial where he's running on that treadmill?  He's so huge!  He is officially the last person on earth that I would mess with.
They always do good things.  That said, they have the biggest chance of being a bust, because I don't know how they do those good things.  They just kind of do.  Similar scrategy to Pokey, taking his D before his 4th receiver.  I bet it will work.  Oh Qudanny...If you guys haven't already, go have a look-see at his webpage.  The only problem with it is that it isn't archived, so all previous work is gone forever.
Wesley Walls had better not be one of the top 12 tight ends this year.  I hope he gets a horrible case of the Bubonic Plague this year.  I had him on my team last year,because he was always supposedly ready for that big streatch, but he never found it.  Combine this with the presence of a running game, and you have the worst tight end to ever play the game.

I like when someone makes a really horrible pick, but then someone goes and outdoes them.  Desmond Clark?  At least Wesley Walls is the starter!  What's the value of a TE on the bench?  There should be some kind of negative point penalty for this pick.  Don't worry though, the picks will get worse and worse as we go on.  Mike's are actually pretty good from here on out, but some of these picks......watch out.
Well, at least he's a starter.  Hey- you guys know that Kerry Collins has extra speakers in his helmet for crowd noise?  It seems kind of unfair that they get speakers.  What would keep a team from assigning one guy for each eligible receiver in a press box somewhere, to watch the entire route?  The quarterback would never have to even glance at, say, his deep receiver, unless someone told him that he had the guy beat.
Why in God's name was this the first kicker taken?  This shouldn't have even been the first kicker named Grammatica who should have been taken.  Insane.  Yahoo should have something ready where if he injures himself again, the person who has him gets negative a billion points.  G may or may not be the man who drafts laughably bad from here on out.

Winners: Howard, Danny, Stefan, Phil, Pokey, Oleg, Ade, Arun
Losers: G, Mike, Jason, Joe

*notes-
It's sad that I made my own loser list.
Arun was dangerously close to the loser list.
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