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ShockWaveN (11:50:38 PM): k....see I use the mirror to hypnotize bujustin, then i tell him to handcuff Arun. Then Arun gets angry so I tell him to shut up, and he doesn't so i tell Bujustin to feed him the hotdog...and he does cuz he's hypnotized. Then when arun faints in his own vomit. the hypnotized bujustin gets a glob of vaseline and applies it to the ripe rectum of the slumbering arun. Then enther the lovely hamster into this plan....literally. Bujustin shoves him up aruns ass...when arun feels a little pressure back there, he realizes that little Hambone is missing...and he's definately in his ass so he stands up and starts running, but of course he's handcuffed and he forgets this, so he just stumbles while running full speed right into the flagpole. BOOM! a little shake, and some help from gravity and it's time to play ball again baby! that one's easy hahaha!

barroomhero69th (11:45:31 PM): i give the nail file and the hamster to bojustin to keep him busy. then i handcuff arun to the flagpole and beat him with a mirror. i use arun as a step stool and acheive victory. save the vaseline and hotdog for later

XEcoR2 (12:06:22 AM): throw the hamster up at the glove until it hits it and makes it fall off.

Reviler01 (12:09:03 AM): I'd send Arun up the conveniently placed tree with the branch that's right near the pole to get it

InterGordo (12:16:09 AM): first i'd handcuff justin to the flagpole. then i'd promise to rape justin in the ass with a vaseline-greased hot dog if he didn't cut the flagpole down with the nail file. Then i'd eat the hamster to make my point.

TheDon12382 (12:06:36 AM): cuff arun 2 tha pole then give arun 1/2 of tha hot dog n give him tha mirror so he can see himself eatin meat product, tha other 1/2 will be 4 me. tha hamster i would put in bujustin's pants then i'd give put some vaseline in hiz eyes so he'd climb tha pole real fast wit tha hamster in hiz pants (he's vulnerable) and then aurn would be filing hiz nails while all this wuz goin on

aMr090 (12:20:36 AM): ok heres how id do it...quite simple actually. id use one of my key differences from evreyone to my advantage. id tell justin to grab the hot dog. not my hot dog mind you....the hot dog given to us. then id tell him to go out and inform all the remaining 6...ade, bear, phil, g, joe, and luis thatd id be consuiming the hot dog. undoubtedly a crowd would gather to see 'ol gramps chow down on some pig...somethin unheard of till now. once the crowd had gathered...id lay out the condition... climb up and get the glove and ill do it.... of course several of the too smart ones would be skeptical...i mean come on... "roony consume the flesh that easily??". but joe sutton or ade so excited that therses even a chance i chew up the hot dog....will fight each other to climb up the pole. after a gripping battle ade triumphs...by somehow grabbing the nail file and stabbing joe repeatedly in the eye and nipples....ironically the spot joe loves to grab. after the much deserved victory ade uses all remaining reserves of strength to make his way up the pole and knocks the glove off. unfortuntately due to his masculine sculpted body...the pole can only bear so much weight. so ade and pole come down....unfortunately landing on bujustins body. luckily for ade....bujustin provides the perfect landing area...and ade slides of him him and comfortably slides to safety. bujustin is not so lucky however....he breaks both his legs. fortunately doctors say in months he will return to full strength with no permanent injur...while justin is obviously devastated in the news...he takes happiness in the fact that his just means a) more time in those beloved chat rooms since he cant go anywhere....OR possibly even AND more time to use that cellphone of his to provide even more business for verizon. one underlying fact is that i escape...by both getting my beloved and trust glove....and at the same time escaping by not having to eat meat (not that i would hav eanyways). how you ask? well when justin lfalls to the ground...hes holding the hot dog in his hands and he falls in it...crushing it and rendering it uneatable

Poptart Stud (12:35:27 AM): well first i think i would sell the hamster and buy some hotdog buns. heat up the hot dog with the mirror and eat it. then i would handcuff arun to the cord on the flagpole and pull him up to the top. then arun and justin can use the vaseline for their own pleasure afterwards

BUBBYTERP (1:10:35 AM): Many people are unaware that much like the Street Fighter Character Dhalsim, Arun's arms and legs are stretchy. I would simply have him punch the ball gloves down from atop the flagpole. Another solution would be to use Justin's platform like head as a catapult to retrieve the ball gloves.

PRico0: i threaten to stab riley in tha eye w tha nail file if : he doesnt hand cuff arun to tha pole, bend him over, vaseline his loose anus, so that the hamster slips right in there. Then, while roonie is still bent over, and the hamster is fit snuggly in his ass (knowing that he has never ate meat in his life), i force roonie to eat tha hot dog. The new presence of meat in his body causes all kinds of stomach disorders, and he finally lets out a booming fart. I bent him over at just the right angle, to where the hamster smashed into the glove, splaterring everywhere, and finally causing the glove to drop to tha ground.

KingPhillyD: I quickly eat the hot dog, because when it's around, Arun just can't concentrate, and we can't have that. We need a focused Roony. His age alone gives him wisdom in such matters. At first, I try to saw through the flagpole with the nail file, but I realize this flag pole is made of steel. I slap my forehead and discard the file. I throw the hamster at the baseball glove a few times, but it's no use. The glove is wedged on. The hamster is dead. I give Arun the mirror, vaseline, and handcuffs, and tell him to put them in his pockets. He's confused, but I scream, "JUST DO IT, OK?" Me and BuJustin then grab Arun by his arms and legs, swing him, doing the ol' 1-2-3!, and Roony's on top of the flagpole. He quivers as he clings to the top..."N-n-now what?" I tell him to handcuff himself to the top of the flagpole, so not to fall off. He promptly does it. He's still scared, so I tell him to look at his own face in the mirror until he's calm. It works after a few minutes, and he digs down deep for the poise to take the glove from the top and throw it down to my waiting hands. "OK," Arun says. "Now how do I get down?" He's up there pretty high. A fall would surely kill him. I instruct him to coat his hands in vaseline so that he may slide down the pole without falling off. He only has one free hand, but he does the best he can before the rest of the vaseline falls to the ground, the jar shattering. "OK, now Roony's ready to go...just one more thing, where's the key to these handcuffs?" My response: "Got me. You should have thought of that before you got thrown up there." Me and Riley proceed to play catch.

Question of the Week, #1:
You, Bujustin, and Arun accidentally lost your baseball glove on top of a flagpole. You are equipped with a hot dog, a hamster, vaseline, a nail file, a mirror, and a pair of handcuffs. How do you get it down? IM me your answers. Good answers will be posted. Great answers will be cherished.

Winner for Week 1: Howard Schindel 2nd place: Phil Dzikiy

Notes: G- How did you hypnotize him with a mirror.
          Matt- How tall are flagpoles where you come from?
          Mary- No, the hamster doesn't live. I don't care what you say.
          Justin- Why would there be a tree right next to a flagpole?
          Ade- He didn't realize he was eating meat until he saw it in the mirror?
          Howard- Using the mirror to cook. Nice. I don't know how but nice.
          Luis- Every day you get gayer
          Phil- I'm glad you left Roony up top. That's the best part.