| My Maryland Twerps draft, and what methinks |
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| Round 5 |
| Suckafool Stroey Resolve Revilers Weasels Ade Bitchslap Squeezers Humpers Crabs |
| Pick Player/My Ranking/Tier What does Master Joe think? |
| Chris Chambers 54 4 Ed McCaffrey 50 4 Michael Bennett 40 4 Marcus Pollard TE 5 2 Jerome Bettis 52 3 Laveraneus Coles 75 3 Emmitt Smith 69 2 Darrell Jackson 47 5 William Green 30 5 Courtney Brown DL 1 145.5 |
| I don't like this pick, with Glenn, Darell Jackson, and Johnnie Morton available. That's right, Johnnie Morton. Prepare to be amazed by my wisdom this season. Please see above comment. It was here that I decided to try to get William Green. I felt a second-tier RB run coming. This is a good pick, by the way. My skin is burning!! AAAHHHH!!! Not just a tight end. A tight end with a greatly reduced role. Yikes. Dilger left. Ismail came. The D will key in. Manning will look to him less. At this point, I'll remind you of Fred Taylor and Antowain Smith. It won't seem ridiculous to any of you reading this, since it was your draft, but wait til about week 5. I don't know. Does Ade know something I don't? This looks pretty bad to me, considering who's available. I get more excited each time a non-Green RB goes. I don't like this pick, but hey. Maybe Yahoo will award points for breaking the record. That'd be cool and frustrating if they did things like that. Good pick. Not a bad 2nd receiver at all. Actually, kind of in the middle-area for 2nd receivers. Right here, I said "bwahaha!". I think this may have been one of the first times I have ever used this phrase, but the situation called for it. Decides to pass on offense again. He is drafting well for defense though. I still hate this idea. |
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| Round 6 |
| Crabs Humpers Squeezers Bitchslap Ade Weasels Revilers Resolve Stroey Suckafool |
| Peter Boulware LB 15 136.0 Kevin Johnson 46 5 Jerry Rice 72 3 Plaxico Burress 55 4 Kevin Dyson 83 2 Amani Toomer 56 4 Rod Gardner 71 3 Troy Brown 51 4 Ray Lewis LB 9 147.5 Terry Glenn 49 5 |
| So much for that...by the way, we're still saying "whoa" after defensive picks. Two Browns in a row? Weird. Anyway, he's an average 2nd receiver, but I got him as my 3rd! Sick! Phil still has me beat, I think, but wowzers. I hate to hate on him, but he just has to slow down one of these days. I'd rather have a younger guy, but I can't question taking Jerry Rice. Way to go, team Zager. This pick was fun, because it pleased the crowd, and made Phil saying something like "Plax!" Ah yes, the man I confuse with Derrick Mason, but don't really care, since I go into drafts knowing I'll get neither. This makes me want to molest a young boy. Went exactly where he should of, in my book. Morton is still available, but none of you know about his Bostonesque breakout coming up, so I'll take the honors of stealing him later. A pick where you think "of course, some regional bias....whuh? autodrafted by computer?" I didn't know how to feel after this. So I kept molesting the young boy I found. This pick solidifies Phil's WR collection as my receivers' only worthy rival. Definitely the best WR available, with the only possible exceptions being Glenn and Morton. Brown is the surest thing. I know there are some Ravens fans here. I was really surprised he lasted so long. That kind of shows we have guys who know what they're doing and not just taking players they like. Great pick for WR here. Too bad you don't know about my diamond-in-the-riamond-in-the-rough. Glenn's better anyway, but I want Morton's baby. |