My Maryland Twerps draft, and what methinks
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Round 11
Suckafool


Stroey


Resolve


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Crabs
Pick           Player/My Ranking/Tier                What does Master Joe think?
Robert Porcher
DL 14
99.5
Sammy Knight
DB 2
145
Chris Clairborne
LB 5
158.5
Daryl Porter
Unranked
0
Kevin Williams
Unranked
50?
Charles Woodson
DB 35
95.0
Mike Brown
DB 31
100.5
Marcus Coleman
DB 66
70?
Trent Green
37
8
Charlie Clemons
LB 19
126.5
The linemen worth having in this league: Brown, Smith, Strahan, Taylor, Johnson, Kearse, Wistrom, and Wiley.  Notice a key name missing?  Perhaps Robert Porcher?  I'd drop him like a girlfriend who's getting fat
(not a reference to Cathy.)
Another pretty good pick.  It's weird that he got two DBs, seemed to know what he was doing, and passed on Rodney Harrison.
Takes the best available LB.  I might have taken Harrison here, just because he is now the Faulk of what's left in DBs.  Don't worry though, no one knows enough to take him.
Oh no.  This one is especially bad, seeing as he is not an NFL player at this moment.  I don't know who he is, or what happened, but he could have drafted Joe Sutton and gotten just as much fantasy value (for now)
Kevin Williams?  Was this a courtesy pick because you knew a guy named Kevin Williams or something?  Yikes.  Sadly, this pick is better than the last one.
One of those backs who is too good to be of very much fantasy value.  People tend to avoid defensive players capable of winning the Heisman.

On his way to a mediocre defense.  You may not think so, but we'll just wait and see.

Terrible picks are fun.  Good picks are OK.  If I see one more mediocre, subpar defensvie pick, blood will start to leak out of my ear.

He's way too good to still be available!  There have been other QBs taken that definitely shouldn't have gone before Green.  He has a nice set of receivers now.  I really like Green this year.
My ear is now bleeding.  I tried to tilt my head, with the bleeding ear to the ceiling, but it just overflowed and started dripping down my face.  I hear the sound of a TV being on, on mute.
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Round 12
Crabs
22 tier pts.
126 avg D
Humpers
48 tier pts.
18 bench

Squeezers
39 tier pts.
66 avg D

Bitchslap
31 tier pts.
104 avg D

Ade
32 tier pts.
14 bench

Weasels
43 tier pts.
80 avg D

Revilers
37 tier pts
85 avg D

Resolve
36 tier pts
167 avg D

Stroey
30 tier pts
135 avg D

Suckafool

40 tier pts
105 avg D
Jamie Sharper
LB 17
128.0
Zach Thomas
LB 6
156.5
Devin Bush
Unranked
50?
Warren Sapp
DL 28
83.0
Duane Clemons
DL 21
91.5
Larry Izzo
Unranked
70?
Jason Sehorn
DB 45
84.5
Rodney Harrison
DB 1
166.5
Kendrell Bell
LB 33
114.0
Lawyer Milloy
DB 4
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My other ear is bleeding now.  These picks aren't bad.  It's just that there are less popular players that are better picks.  This is his 8th defensive pick in the past 9 for those of you counting.
This one can't even be put off as biased towards me.  I came across these projections after my draft.  Thomas was the best DL eligible guy available at that point.
Another pick that can be blamed on Yahoo.  Terrible.  Harrison is STILL available

Not very good, but I think if anyone on this list is underrated, it's Sapp.  Oh wait.  I like the Bucs.  I'm just biased.  That's right.  Not a very good pick.
Blood is now rushing out of my tear ducts.  I am sitting in a pool of my own blood, and I'm getting woozy.

Oy.  A refreshingly bad pick.  Did he pick this one just because his name is "Izzo"?  I wasn't aware that he gave up coaching and switched to playing NFL football. 
Sadly, this ends up being one of the best defensive picks for Bujustin.  Mind-numbingly bad drafting.  His defensive average doesn't even include the fat 0 for his last pick or the dropping of his best player.
Jeez...38 defensive players went before this pick.  I'd like to see you try to convince me that he shouldn't have gone 2nd.  This ranks with the steals of the draft.
My face is now melting, like that scary German guy with glasses from Indiana Jones.  The one who has the hanger that you think is a weapon.  Cathy was sleeping next to me, but her head just exploded.
A great pick to wrap up the 12th.  1 Yahoo Bonus point for having a name like "Lawyer".  "Turkish" from Snatch and  qualifies for a bonus of this type.
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