My Maryland Twerps draft, and what methinks
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Pick           Player/My Ranking/Tier                What does Master Joe think?
Derrick Brooks
LB 4
159.5
James Thrash
79
2
Takeo Spikes
LB 2
174.5
Allen Rossum
Unranked
50?
Jeff Wilkins
K 1
8
Peerless Price
91
2
London Fletcher
LB 7
155.5
Martin Grammatica
K 4
7
Jason Elam
K 3
7
Ronde Barber
DB 17
113.5
Much better defensive pick than we've been seeing recently.  I kind of like Takeo Spikes better here.

Hrmmph.  Johnnie Morton still hasn't gone yet.  If you're one of those crazy people who doesn't consider Johnnie Morton as the Boston of this year, this is a good pick.
See this?  Defensive players have been going since the 4th round, and with exception of Urlacher, none of them are worth more than Spikes.  That's why I don't take defense early.
Oh sweet Jesus this pick is bad.  That's what I know.  Phil informs me that he is rarely even on the field, only for nickel and dime coverage.  This is the inverse of the steal of the draft.
I hate when people take kickers this early.  But if you have to, what a nice kicker to have!  He dominates on extra points alone!

I don't much like this pick  He did get a pretty decent fourth receiver, but I think it was too early for Price to go.

Not a bad guy to have on your D.  Yahoo bonus points go for having the same name as a geographical location (Parris Glendening, Charlotte Bronte,  and Tennessee Williams would also qualify).
This pick pissed me off.  3 kickers have now gone in the last round.  If I don't get one in my next two picks, I have to wait about 20 for my next chance at a kicker.  I had to take a kicker here, or I thought I did.
Fearing a kicker rush that never happened....Damn you people.  I guess at least I got a kicker that I wanted.  This pick really really makes me wish I was dead.
I didn't do any better when I picked my D, but at least I didn't waste all my early picks doing it.  And once I learned a thing or two, I fixed my defense.
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Kwamie Lassiter
DB 12
115.5
Johnnie Morton
48
5
Darrick Vaughn
Unranked
50?
Dexter Coakley
LB 45
99
Chad Lewis
TE 9
1
Jason Gildon
LB 28
120
Nate Clements
DB 8
120
Freddie Jones
TE 8
2
Darren Sharper
DB 3
140.5
Shawn Springs
DB 26
109.0
Still picking his D.  For those of you counting at home, that's his 6th defensive pick in his past 7, breaking the streak only for his tight end.  He still doesn't have any running backs.
Since the last pick (not counting my gay ass kicker), I saw Price, Thrash, Hilliard, and Conway go.  That was my cue.  I am really high on Morton, but I had a feeling I could get him late.  2 cool points for me.
I've never heard of anyone named Darrick with an "a", let alone this guy. Who the hell is he? The only way he'd earn any Yahoo bonus points is if he's related to either Mo, Greg, or the Rick, "Wild Thing" Vaughn.
It's hard to make picks when you don't have a sheet to look at.  Jake and his brother were just going by name.  They picked great players who aren't necessarily great fantasy players.
Ade went and got him a TE.  The thing about tight ends is it doesn't matter much if you have a good one, unless it's a horrible one.  Ade did right here and made sure he had a solid team first.
It's almost not worth commenting on defensive picks.  The majority of us didn't know what we were doing, evident by the people being drafted more or less in order of Yahoo's rankings.
There's still much better available, including  Rodney Harrison, (projected 166.5 points this year), but for Justin, this was a great pick.  Sadly, he dropped him while "fixing" his team and I grabbed him.
In my opinion, the best TE left.  I never know how to respond to a TE being taken. While I was typing this line, Phil informed me via IM that he was going to take a "doo doo".  Anyway, TE = weird science.
A refreshingly great defensive pick.  He is in the elite of the DBs.  Wait.  I mistakenly thought Harrison was already gone.  Still not bad.  I also like Sammy Knight a little bit better here.
That burst of satisfaction is over.  Another bad pick.  If only someone would take Sammy Knight...(I know this foreshadowing has got to be killing you.)
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