| My Gangsta Style draft, and what methinks |
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| Round 15 |
| G Howard Mike Jason Danny Stefan Phil Pokey Joe Arun Oleg Ade |
| Pick Player/My Ranking/Tier What does Master Joe think? |
| Jon Kitna My Ranking: U Tier Points: 0 Frank Sanders My Ranking:U Tier Points: 1 Cam Cleeland TE #U Alge Crumpler TE #U Gus Frerotte My Ranking: 133 Tier Points: 3 Koren Robinson My Ranking: 97 Tier Points: 2 Olinde Mare K #9 Tier Points: 4 Baltimore DEF U Tier Points: 3 Michael Westbrook My Ranking: 107 Tier Points: 1 Bastard Points: 4 J.J. Stokes My Ranking: 128 Tier Points: 1 David Carr My Ranking: U Tier Points: 2 Eric Johnson TE #H Tier Points: 1 |
| Phil calls him "Jon freakin-Kitna". I don't know why you'd pick a Bengals QB. For those of you not sold that this is a bad pick, Kitna isn't even the starting Bengals QB. Back to this whole sequence. The situation was funny enough, followed by a few funny comments that we were all anticipating to poor in....people could have been saying absolutely anything, and it would have gotten funnier and funnier, once we got started laughing. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at anything football-related in my life. This includes bloopers. There's nothing really good left. No, Sanders isn't good. The #2 receiver for the Cardinals? Yikes. Anyway, this pick is inconsequential. I was laughing too hard to remember anything up to about Stefan's pick After this whole situation, I was all giddy, and everything was funny to me. Much like Cathy is now, thinking about veggies playing poker and green peppers with visors on. Anyhoo, even normal picks from here on out may or may not have set me off into a fit of laughter, because of the new mood. For instance, just the sight of "Alge Crumpler" later this round, right after I had regained my composure set me off again, you know when you can't stop laughing? And I was alone. I wish I could have been in Team Gay's house, and heard Phil, Arun, and Ade all laughing out loud about the situation. What the hell? I just saw that at the beginning of the season, I had James Allen worth 3 tier points. This is why you can't trust me at all. Anyway, this pick is bad for a few reasons. First of all, you know how I feel about drafting a backup TE when we only have 4 bench spots His #1 tight end: Desmond Clark. Oddly, he did need another TE. Unfortunately, he took this one. At least I've stopped giggling uncontrollably like a schoolboy who just heard his teacher fart. And I lost it again. Alge Crumpler? The name alone provokes laughter from me still. Pair it with him actually being considered as a legitimate threat in a fantasy league and the fact that two people in a row drafted a backup tight end, and then add on the fact that people are now talking about how funny the whole Karsten Bailey situation was. Yeesh. It was one of those "mad that I can't stop laughing" situations. This just reminds us that Kitna had just been drafted, had we been concentrating too hard on Kristen Bailey. I've gotten control of my laughter about here. Just the fact that Karsten Bailey got drafted isn't that funny. Just the whole sequence of everything gave my mind too much to handle. Frerotte could be sleeper of the year. Why? If he completes 20 passes this year, he'll surpass expectations. Nice pick by Stefan. There wasn't too much left, but he got a nice one. This is one of the names I've seen most on the sleeper lists this year. I don't know why, but he just has been. I guess he could pass as a legitimate #3 receiver in a league, being the #2 receiver in Seattle. This is like Stefan's 5th receiver picked. ESPN continues to carry Stefan to higher places. Let's see if he maintains his team enough to win... Nice pick. He waited all the way until now, and got a good kicker. This marks the last of the managers to complete his starting lineup. The one relavent question I have about this pick. Is Arvydas Sabonis really coming back this year? I sure hope so. So far, Pokey's bench consists of a TE, a DEF, and Jaquez Green. I'm not sure what he thinks he's going to do on bye week....I guess just drop any of the last three picks. That being said, I think this is the best thing he has on his bench. A second defense is definitely not a bad thing. I'd just personally rather have a backup QB or RB. Whatever though. I didn't really care about Westbrook. He was in my top 5 WRs left, but he wasn't the top. The real reason I took him is that Ade mentioned something about Arun wanting him. Rather than get my top receiver at this point (theyre all equally worthless at this point), I decided to go for my 4 bastard points and ruin Arun's dreams. I hope he lost some sleep over this one. This pick is fine. Stokes seems like he should be good. He's not though. If you guys were wondering, by the way, my last ranked player lines up besides Stokes. He goes by the name of Tai Streets. Heard of him? It's OK. You can admit it. Anyway, if Morton isn't the David Boston of the year, then Tai Streets is. I'll bet Stefan's anal virginity on it. Rookie QBs suck. Expansion rookie QBs suck even harder. Still, this is a good pick. Carr has about a 1:100 chance of being good this year, which is about 10 times the odds of most of the players left. If he does do well, Oleg will get to talk shit about this pick for a few years: "yeah, I knew Carr was gonna be good. I got him in the 15th round of my draft" "Whoa....you must have been playing with some idiots!!!"."Yeah, I was" Eric Johnson gets "H" for honorable mention. I almost planned to go for Eric Johnson in every draft, at the end, much like Ade did, but I woulda been fucked if someone grabbed him before me, so I scratched that idea. A neat aside: the star of our FB team in Oklahoma went by the name "Eric Johnson". He was a really really quick HB. In 9th grade, the varsity team called him up to start for them in States. He did really well. Anyway, I keep looking for him on rosters, and I got excited and briefly thought I found him, when I first saw the 49ers had an Eric Johnson, but then I saw that he was a TE. Oh well....the search continues. |