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3 / 8 / 05

Well DOTD is oficially dead. *Sob* The end of an era. But hey, we are over it and already planning a new site, Half Past Lame. And we have learnt from our mistakes, no longer will we (meaning me, [Nikkikins] ) abuse the crap out of our readers so they don’t come back. In fact we are going one better than just being nice, we have recruited our one and only reader as one of the staff...And because I regard it as my right to abuse the crap out of my fellow staff members we all win....How’s that for tactics??? Pretty damn awesome...

But Anyway....We are keeping this site up so if you feel like just browsing and reminiscing on the coolness of us then feel free...If you feel like going and being dazzled by our great wit and charm in the present go to the site we will post when it is up...That totally did not make sense...

24 / 6 / 05

I really do suck at this updateage business...Oh well hopefully we will start to get more updates now because [7DayCrisis] is officially BACK IN THE COUNTRY!! Yay!! So now there will be two of us doing updates again...Woot! Anyways we have The Great Showering Dilemma for you to read...

6 / 6 / 05

Woopsie daisies...Another month and no updates...Check out a story by [Nikkikins] that, according to [EnglishTeacher], is perfect and needs no critiquing....[Nikkikins] however thinks it is crap...It is in fact the fault of a reader that this is even being shown to the public. It does not yet have a name so you shall have to put up with A Story...

6 / 5 / 05

Wow, a month and no updates. How slack are we? Go visit How to make Science Fun! Or Else

5 / 4 / 05

Have a look at one of the many retarded animations by darling [Nikkikins]. Some more will be up soon when I can be bothered stuffing round and fixing them.

2 / 4 / 05

[7DayCrisis] is gone *sob sob*. Anyway, back to business....For the next three months you are stuck with me....Thats right [Nikkikins]....How very sad. I am trying to do some flash animations and all that crap for DOTD. Just because I have no life. Yay.

21 / 3 / 05
Some really great songs from some really great pop-rock bands...*cough cough* and YOUR Biography!

21 / 3 / 05
The Actions of [ Nikkikins ], [ 7DayCrisis ] and [ Brittikins ]. Also, our original DOTD Psychoanalysis.

8 / 3 / 05
Happy National Women's Day!

6 / 3 / 05
What the world would be like without Happiness

22 / 2 / 05
We apologize for the fact that there havent been any updates over the past few weeks. We've tried to upload updates, but Geocities is having a poo and the page wouldn't update for some strange and unknown reason.

16 / 2 / 05
A Guest Appearance by Barry, the nutter who has a talent for writing letters.

10 / 2 / 05
Read about The Conspiracy Behind The Easter Bunny, Santa and the Tooth Fairy. We also have a Brain Freezer/Freeze for you.

4 / 2 / 05
We have a new letter for The Inbox.

31 / 1 / 05
Rules were made to be broken. [ 7DayCrisis ]'s deep and thought provoking (and obliterating) uhm... page. We also have The Inbox and Pudding, Rammstein and Tom Green.

28 / 1 / 05
Have a look at your Horrorscope straight from the stars to you through [ Nikkikins ]. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.

28 / 1 / 05
Because of [ 7DayCrisis ]'s money rut right now, she has been inspired (yes, inspired) to write a page about how you at home (yes, you at home) can Make Lots and Lots and Lots of Money.

25 / 1 / 05
What's HOT and what's DEFINITELY NOT according to [ ~Da*BLONDE*1~ ]... and the first (and maybe last) episode of "This Program That Does Not Yet Have A Name Because Definitely NOT Nikkikins Is Too Freakin Lazy To Be In The Making Up Of A Name For This Program That Is Not In The Having Of A Name..." by [ Nikkikins ].

20 / 1 / 05
Ye Gads! Over a month since an update! In the words of [ Nikkikins ]... that is shocking. I am shocked. Thrown together page by yours truly to hopefully quiet down the demand. I've been busy and sick, okay? Leave me alone!!

3 / 1 / 05
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I'm ready for ya 2005!!! Man... such good party. I'll tell ya'll bout it in a journal entry.

9 / 12 / 04
We have a new COMPETITION!!!!!! *Sob sob* Our baby's growing up...

7 / 12 / 04
IT'S DOTD'S 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!

29 / 11 / 04
Fun Stuff To Do has been updated: New Section. Word of the Week this week is 'hump'. Check out the new page on Elvis by [ Nikkikins ].

24 / 11 / 04
Word of the Week this week is 'homo'... We also have Death In Dorian's Citadel by a member of the staff who is too embarrassed to tell everyone she wrote it... and... the Wall Of Shame has been updated. New page: Fun Stuff To Do.

18 / 11 / 04
Meet Neville. *Ahem* Yeah, there's not much more to say...

18 / 11 / 04
You know those stories where a whole bunch of people just write a little bit each? Yeah, well, a few of us did that.... and... well... hmm. Yeah. Geese and Pineapple.

16 / 11 / 04
Woah... bout time we had an update!! Random Facts to scare you all. =)

8 / 11 / 04
The Pics page is up... have a look at [ 7DayCrisis ]'s weird animations.

1 / 11 / 04
[ Nikkikins ]'s page has been updated. [ 7DayCrisis ] has also started The Rant. Not entirely sure why... but she has.

1 / 11 / 04
[ Nikkikins ] has created a page for us all called How To Become As Cool As [ Nikkikins ] in Three Easy Steps. It's great, really. So good for the self esteem.

1 / 11 / 04
Due to the fact that we should be kind to Higgzie because he is retiring and we do actually like him as a Science teacher... and the fact that another teacher from our school knows who owns this website... we decided to take down the Vocab of Higgzie page. Well... [ Nikkikins ] and I decided. Okay, so I beat her into it, whipping isn't illegal is it?? Oh, it is? Damn... sorry [ Nikkikins ]... Anyways. You can go and have a cry about it. If you want to see it back, email us and say so. Then you will feel a lot better about life.

Please note that we aren't going to put it back up no matter what you say, because we really don't care. Dontcha just love our friendliness? :) - [ 7DayCrisis ] Hehe... I'm such a bitch. :)

28 / 10 / 04
More has been added to 101 Uses For Paper Barf Bags, in case anyone is at all interested. Hehe. I have also done a few weird facts about China...

21 / 10 / 04
Yay! The Notebook is up. Beware... completely and utterly weird. We also have The Wonderful Adventures Of Flopsy The Pyromaniac Mafia Rabbit. Don't ask. Really.

18 / 10 / 04
Do you like our site?

That was so fun! LoL...

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14 / 10 / 04
We have created a 'Map' to make it easier to see all our random pages. The Guestbook and Pageophobia are also up. How To Understand Psychopaths is finished.

13 / 10 / 04
How To Understand Psychopaths is under construction. We will finish it when [ Prototype ] can be bothered.

13 / 10 / 04
Suggestions Page is now up. Tell us how great (or crap) we are! Bad Fairytale Morals is also up. Damn... gotta organize these!!!

12 / 10 / 04
Hyperlinks are being put in and [ Dwelling Of The Doorknobs ] is now online. Yay!

8 / 10 / 04
International Insults, FAQ, Flabbos Letter, 101 Uses For Paper Barf Bags and Vocab of Higgzie have been created. Or semi created. Let's just hope that [ Dwelling Of The Doorknobs ] will continue to grow...

7 / 10 / 04
Muahahahahahaha!!! Eet's CREATED!!! Eet's ALIVE!!! ...

Well ... not quite. But "eet" has been started... Meh.

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