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This is where you can meet the demented staff.  Sort of.  Well, actually, that's a lie, you can't meet any of the staff here, however, you CAN find out a little about us so that if you DO ever meet us... well... hopefully it'll mean you won't be as scared.

N.B. Before you ask, No.  We are not a group of screwed up stoners.  We are different than everyone else.  That does not mean we are stoners...  Maybe.

[ 7DayCrisis ]
 

Name: 7DayCrisis

Do you smoke?: Stuff off.  I'm not stupid.  Smoking is stupid.  Meh.

Favourite colour?: Black.  Duh.

What first impression do people usually get about you? Scary b***h.  I'm a nice person, really. 

Then the anesthetic wears off.

How old are you? As old as I am.  You know, everyday I beat my own consecutive record for number of days I've been alive.  Wow.

When’s your birthday? Pppffttt.  Let's just say I've already had mine for this year...

What colour is your hair? Black... kinda.  Kinda brownish-black.

Colour eyes?: Depends on whether I have my cool spiderweb contacts in or not.

One of your fav things to do indoors?:  Shoot firearms.  No, I don't shoot people.  I shoot targets.  I do however, picture people's heads AS the targets...  Either that or play guitar.

Fav type of music: DEATH METAL!!!!

Fav thing to do outdoors: Shoot firearms.  Oh so fun.

Are you shy or outgoing?: Both.  Depends on whether I look scarier than everyone else or not.

Are you funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: Funny haha.  Yes.  That's me.  How fun...

Are you a rebel or do you follow the rules?:  I make my own rules then follow them... sometimes.

Are you preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: I'm a martian.  What more is there to say?

Are your parents still together?: Parents?  Martians don't need parents.  We are simply a parentless thing.

What do you think you’ll be when you grow up?: A martian.  Make that a martian in a mental institute.  I suppose I'll be there for thinking that I am a martian.

Do you think you’ll get married?: Yes.  Then I'll kill the maniac crazy enough to marry me.

Who is your best friend?: The rock next to my bed.  He's a bit of a stoner though...

What song reminds you of yourself? (lol): Leather and Tattoos.  I swear, that song must have been written about me.

A feature that you like about yourself? I have the ability to scare people.  A lot.

Something you'd like to add:  She's psycho.  She's into her metal.  She's The Boss and loves it (and abuses it at times!).  She is a 7 Day Crisis, yet once the 7 days are up, they seem to just start all over again.  She calls this a week.  She's the vocalist and guitarist in a little unknown band.  She has a strange obsession with her new guitar.  The guitar, however, doesn't have a strange obsession with her.  She finds this rather sad.  She is scared of her bedroom as she is stuck with this idea that the ghosts will try to tickle her.

She does not like being tickled.

[ NonExistent ]

Name: Prototype

Do you smoke?: I would kill myself before I smoked anything.

Favourite colour?: Black or red.

What first impression do people usually get about you? It all depends on what type of person they are. If they are a person who can stretch their imagination, I may seem okay. Most people would find me annoying/creepy though.

How old are you? Old enough to walk and talk. Not old enough to leave school. Damnit.

When’s your birthday? March 18th

What colour is your hair?  Brown, but it will soon be black and purple

 Colour eyes?: Green with yellow rings

One of your fav things to do indoors?: Talk to people on the computer.

Fav type of music: Rock. You know, metallica. That sort of stuff.

Fav thing to do outdoors: Spend money.

Are you shy or outgoing?: When I first meet someone I’m shy. When I get to know them I’m not shy at all.

Are you funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: Yes

Are you a rebel or do you follow the rules?: It depends what the rule is. I break the school rules and stuff, who doesn’t? But when it comes to serious things then I wont break them…yet anyway.

Are you preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: I’m a slut baby. No, I don’t like to label myself.

Are your parents still together?: Thanks to me, no.

What do you think you’ll be when you grow up?: I worry about the present. Not the future.

Do you think you’ll get married?:  I know I’ll get married.

Who is your best friend?: Daniel *****.

What song reminds you of yourself? (lol): AC DC – Big Balls

A feature that you like about yourself? I don’t know. Probably the way I don’t care what you think of me.

Something you'd like to add: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. GET A FUCKING JOB AND A HAIRCUT! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I ATE YOU! FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

He is a troublemaker.  He lives off only two things: Love, and humor at the expense of others.  He has dedicated his life to one individual.  People see him as nothing special.  They pick on him and hurt him as if he were just any other kid.  But they don't know anything about his life.

He is non existent.

[ Brittikins ]

Name: Brittikins

Do you smoke?: Uh … no. Smokers: GET OVER YOURSELVES!!! STOP STINKING UP MY AIR!!! YEAH, I’M TALKING TO YOU, PUNK! FRENCH TEACHERS INCLUDED!!! Phew. Good to get that out.

Favourite colour?: Pink. Aaand Brown. Preferably together.

What first impression do people usually get about you? What a FUR – REAK! Well, that was the first impression I had of myself anyway. I don’t know about other people. Why don’t you ask them?

How old are you? Too old. Too young. Depending on if you want cheap movie tickets or alcohol.

When’s your birthday? Why? Do I get a present? Please? I beg you!! I’ll love you forever!!!

Well … it kinda depends … on the present … and you.

What colour is your hair? Brown. Can anyone say “gross”?. *'Anyone' says “gross”, and I become offended* Bastard. Keep your damn mouth shut next time.

Colour eyes?: Brown. But brown eyes (don’t be sick now) are kewl.

One of your fav things to do indoors?: *daffy duck voice* I don’t know.

Fav type of music: NOT death metal. ANYTHING but death metal.

Fav thing to do outdoors: Tramping. That’s like, walking through forests. Nothing to do with tramps. Or trampolines, unfortunately.

Are you shy or outgoing?: Are YOU shy or outgoing? Turned the tables on ya, didn’t I?

Are you funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: I like to think of myself as funny-HAHA-kewl-joke, as opposed to funny-HAHA-look-at-your-face.

Are you a rebel or do you follow the rules?: I am a good girl. So HA.

Are you preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: Something else. Something weird. Something undefined.

Are your parents still together?: Yup. They are hanging onto their everlasting symbols of love (unlike you, Mr Temporary!!)

What do you think you’ll be when you grow up?: A conservationist. Shut up with the what-ing. It’s environment stuff, okay? That’s why I say: QUIT SMOKING!! That’s right. Yeah.

Do you think you’ll get married?: Hmmmm. I would like to think so … but I scare guys. And that’s without my dad’s help!! So probably not. Someone brave, maybe.

Who is your best friend?: Labelling, huh? That’s NOT NICE.

What song reminds you of yourself? (lol): Hmmm … no songs are weird enough for me. Sorry. WATCH THIS SPACE.

A feature that you like about yourself? My pasty white legs. NOT. Umm … my nice tits. Beat you to it Nikkikins!! No, um … I hate everything about me, okay? One of those good ol’ girl I-hate-myself days.

Something you'd like to add: Oi with the poodles already! I LOVE GILMORE GIRLS.

[ *Da~Blonde~1* ]

Name: *da~BLONDE~1*
Do you smoke? no thanks BUDDY
Favourite colour? lime green coz its FUNKY and funky colours rock. you know like in the eighties when they had all those funky colours. I love the eighties. See i could go on forever and ever and ever.......
What first impression do people usually get about you? is she always like that??
How old are you? 14. I'M LEGAL!!!..............to babysitt!! fooled ya didn't i?
When’s your birthday? 4th of Dec, just like my TWIN SISTER oh and Jay-z
What colour is your hair? is *da~BLONDE~1* not a hint and a half????
Colour eyes? i think greenish grey but i dont exactly stand infront of the mirror and stare at myself. *cough*7DayCrisis*cough*  

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- Pffftttt.  Just because I happen to be smart enough to KNOW what colour my eyes are does not mean I stare into the mirror all the time.  I only look in the mirror when I am doing my hair and make up in the morning, which doesn’t take very long!! |

One of your fav things to do indoors? listenign to the cd 'Greenday:International Superhits' whilst doing crosstich
Fav type of music: any except REALLY HEAVY metal and music with TOO much swearing (eg every second word)

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- No one appreciates GOOD music dammit!! |

Fav thing to do outdoors: soccer and hockey, oh and i play cricket with my family whenever it is xmas
Are you shy or outgoing?: out going because i am diffenitly not shy. I kick people i have only known for about 5 minutes if they annoy me
Are you funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?:i have decided my jokes aren't actually funny, but when i say them i'm just sooo funny to watch that every1 laughs anyway
Are you a rebel or do you follow the rules?:rules suck!! hello i would just like to point out that i am not teeny bopperish just because i have music posters on my wall. I happen to like music
Are you preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: something else  isnt' everybody
Are your parents still together?: yea
What do you think you’ll be when you grow up?: a bum. Nah jokes probably someone with a job and 7 kids coz its in my genes
Do you think you’ll get married?: yes i do not no who so DON'T ASK
Who is your best friend?: ummmmmm i dunno coz if i don't say certain peeplz they might kill me *cough*Brittikins*cough*
What song reminds you of yourself? (lol): Minority by GREENDAY because GREENDAY rock!! u no Prototype kinda looks like the lead singer when he goths himself up.......don't ya think?
A feature that you like about yourself? that fact that soooooo many people are laughing at me but i still manage to be such a cheerful person:D
Something you'd like to add: y'all come back now ya hear!!

[ Nikkikins ]

Name: (Yes the similarity in names is purposeful…..I thought it had a nice ring to it…Like Bill and Ben the flower-pot men we are Nikkikins and Brittikins the flower-pot umm…..Meh change of subject time…..Just to clarify, NOTHING about the flower pots is dodgy....we live in separate flower pots and have no intention of ever occupying the same pot....Dirty minded children.....

Do you smoke?: Oh yes I just love to fill my body with toxic gasses in the hope of one day dying a pre-mature and painful death......... Ok guys if you didn’t notice the sarcasm in that you are dumb and probably likely to be smoking some of those gross gases as we speak.....I DO NOT SMOKE.....

Favourite colour?: Pink and Black......

What first impression do people usually get about you? Well......Any intelligent people would think... Wow she is sooo gosh darn cool I shall shower her with gifts and money....To that I say more of the gifts and money, not so much showering, Anything heavy falling on my head might hurt and well to be frank I believe cleanliness is for retards...........

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- Hey!  I quite like being CLEAN thank you very much!! |

How old are you? I must confess.....I was born at a very early age......

When’s your birthday? Well my birthday is on the day after a day that isn’t my birthday.......

What colour is your hair? Orangi/blondi/browni/no freakin idea

Colour eyes?: Blue dab a de da ba di.....I hate that song

One of your fav things to do indoors?: Erode the human soul.......and other normal things like msn and talking on the phone......

Fav type of music: Opera and similar......nah anything that sounds good I guess......I like Ramstein

Fav thing to do outdoors: Erode the human soul......

Are you shy or outgoing?: I am shy when I meet people.....Then I guess I am loud and obnoxious.....

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- *Ahem*  No comment... |

Are you funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: What kind of question is that? Have you not been reading this thingy so far? Well let me fill you in, I AM FREAKIN HILARIOUS.....and modest too. Wow

Are you a rebel or do you follow the rules?:  Is it against the rules to erode the human soul? Because I do lots of that.....

Are you preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: I’m  as something else as they come......

Are your parents still together?: Nope.....

What do you think you’ll be when you grow up?: I think it’s a little early to start imposing roles on it don’t you?

Do you think you’ll get married?:  Nope I plan to be the creepy Auntie Nikkikins who your mother warned you about. I will have 17 cats all named after ex-boyfriends.....

Who is your best friend?: My skitso alter-ego......

What song reminds you of yourself? (lol): I guess its.....umm... “Sweet transvestite” from Rocky Horror Picture show.....nah only kidding.....I don’t know

A feature that you like about yourself? Hmmmm...... This might take a while......I like my eyes......they r blue....

Something you'd like to add:  Ok here is something funny that just popped into my head.....I was just walking round the supermarket with my mummy and sister the other day and I found a type of icecream that was actually named “awesome foursome-family fun,” if that’s not dodgy I dunno what is......I mean even coming from Invercargill I haven’t seen anything as incestuous as that.