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101 Uses For Paper Barf Bags - Bored on that long airplane flight? Would you rather gnaw off your own leg instead of spending another minute bored out of your mind listening to some old lady talk about the perils of having a bathroom without a bath-mat? Well never fear I am here to rescue you from the clutches of evil and tedious conversations with old ladies. With my collection of sick bags and incredible brain power I will rid the world of all in-flight boredom... [ Nikkikins ]
Actions - The actions of [7DayCrisis] , [Nikkikins] and [Brittykins].
Bad Fairytale Morals - Fairytales. Those lovely little stories we've all enjoyed as children. However, these 'lovely little stories' have bad morals behind the small words and cute pictures... [ Prototype ]
China - Meh. I got bored. Thought you guys might be interested in this... [ 7DayCrisis ]
Death In Dorian's Citadel - A story one of the staff wrote for English. [ ImNotTellingYou! ]
Deep and Meaningfuls - "Rules were made to be broken". I agree with this. Well... actually, I don't break rules, but I still... erm... okay, let's PRETEND like I agree with this... [ 7DayCrisis ]
Elvis Is Alive - Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis Presley is alive and kicking. [ Nikkikins ]
FAQ - Is that one annoying question nagging you at the back of your mind? Maybe it's here... maybe it's not. Maybe you should have a look anyway, just in case... [ 7DayCrisis ]
Flabbos Letter - Ministry of Flabducation, 123 Obese Lane, Corpulent City, Broadland, Dear (insert name here). We (The Flab Association™) formally invite you to become a member of the fastest growing religion in the world... [ Nikkikins ]
Fun Stuff To Do - N.B. We do NOT take responsibility if you do something off this page and get in trouble for it. If you get in trouble, it's your own fault! [ 7DayCrisis ]
Guestbook - Self-explanatory. Go do your business then piss off. Kidding. :D [ 7DayCrisis ]
How To Be As Cool As [ Nikkikins ] In Three Easy Steps - Not guaranteed to make you as cool as [ Nikkikins ]. That would be humanly impossible. But for someone like you it will be a good change from your normal un-coolness to experience just some of my coolness for a while. [ Nikkikins ]
How To Make Lots and Lots and Lots of Money - Rob a bank. You will need: A bank, a sock, a gun, black clothes, cloth bags... [ 7DayCrisis ]
How To Understand Psychopaths - To be able to understand a psychopath, you must first learn what a psychopath is. A psychopath is someone who has no clue what they are doing, doesn’t know when to shut their mouth and will make fun of people three times their size... [ Prototype ]
International Insults - Ever wanted to piss someone off anonymously? To insult them without them actually knowing what you said? Find an insult here, but remember: IT DOESN'T WORK IF THE 'INSULTEE' CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE!!! [ 7DayCrisis ]
Let's Insult Popstars - Why is it that when a boy at school cracks a high everyone laughs, yet when Adeaze sing in a constant high it's talent? Because they're older and still haven't dropped their nuts? They must grab 'em pretty damn hard to reach the undefined notes they reach! Gawd! [ 7DayCrisis ]
Neville - Hello. I'm Neville. I don't exist. Apparently it's not good to think like that. Those weird psychologists told me. That's okay... They don't exist either. [ Neville ]
[Nikkikins's] wonderful (pfftt) animations - See some strange and retarded animations. [Nikkikins]
Pageophobia - Find out weird phobias people have... and then you may laugh. [ Brittikins ]
Pics - 100 x 100 animations. All made by us. [ 7DayCrisis ]
Psychoanalysis - Find out if you are weird and screwed up. Then you can join our club. We have jackets.
Pudding, Rammstein and Tom Green - One day Tom Green was walking along when he tripped over a big giant pudding... [ 7DayCrisis ]
Random Facts - Teodoro Obiang Nguema, the ruler of the African State of Equatorial Guinea, likes to kill his enemies and eat their testicles. [ *Da~Blonde~1* ]
Some really cool songs by some really cool pop bands - Pop. Woohoo. [Nikkikins]
Suggestions Page - What do you want to see on the site? For those of you who have endlessly requested porn, the answer is NO you sick pervert, go screw a lamppost. Hard. You obviously need some.
The Inbox - Just taking a look at your site and I notice something telling you fun things to do, you missed some easy things, setting your head on fire...
The Notebook - Definition: Weird creation created by the weird... [ *Da~Blonde~1* ]
The Rant - I had a great idea about what to write here. Honestly, I did. But then something happened and I forgot. Oh well, since I'm so bored despite the wicked Metallica song I'm playing, I'm going to keep talking anyway, and there's nothing you can do about it! [ 7DayCrisis ]
The Wonderful Adventures Of Flopsy The Pyromaniac Mafia Rabbit - Volume One: Take those silly sunglasses off and drink your pina-colada... [ Nikkikins ]
This Program That Does Not Yet Have A Name Because Definitely NOT Nikkikins Is Too Freakin Lazy To Be In The Making Up Of A Name For This Program That Is Not In The Having Of A Name... - Once upon a time in a happy, happy land called HappyCarnageandGoreland... [ Nikkikins ]
Wall of Shame - What lines have your teachers made you write? Here's some we've heard of... you wonder how teachers come up with these... [ 7DayCrisis ]
What's HOT and what's DEFINITELY NOT - Gumboots: These have got to be the COOLEST boots around. Do you know why? Because they make the coolest noise shoes can make when you walk in them... [ *Da~Blonde~1* ]
What the world would be like without happiness - Quite self-explanatory really. [7DayCrisis]
Word of the Week - Find out interesting words... or semi-interesting... Heh. [ 7DayCrisis ]
YOUR Biography - Here at Dwelling of the Doorknobs we have very few readers…So for the sake of horrible generalization (which I am good at) I have written a biography that should fit the descriptions of most of our pathetic little regulars..... [Nikkikins]