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Celeb:  Jojo

Latest hit:  Leave (Get Out)

Seriously, what's with the lyrics???  Get out (Leave)?  From where?  Let's just hope darling Jojo isn't living with a boyfriend at the age 13-14!  I think it is fair enough to ask that 13 year old popstars act 13 instead of attempting to act 18.  What a great message to be sending out!  "Put on a heap of make up and "sexy" clothes and you too can seem older than you actually are!"

Celeb:  Adeaze

Latest hit:  Stronger

I think... the guys from Adeaze need to drop their balls.  They sing higher than the chick they're doing a duet with!  Yeah, it's supposedly "talent" and all, but shouldn't we have male singers to sing the male notes?  If someone wants a high notes, surely that's the female's job.  Why is it that when a boy at school cracks a high everyone laughs, yet when Adeaze sing in a constant high it's talent?  Because they're older and still haven't dropped their nuts?  They must grab 'em pretty damn hard to reach the undefined notes they reach!  Gawd!

Celeb:  Hilary Duff

Latest hit: Fly

What's the bet she's gonna end up going down the line of Christina and Britney???  Seriously... she's what I like to call a PLBP - a Pathetic Little Blonde Popstar.  Ew ew ew ew.  Not that there's anything wrong with blondes - they're just like everyone else.  I just find it stupid how most popstars dye their hair blonde so that more people listen to them.  Meh.  Stupid stupid stupid.

Celeb:  Natasha Bedingfield

Latest hit: These Words

She talks about her song being hip hop... uhm... no.  It's definately another piece of pop crap.  But I suppose she's entitled to her opinion... just as I am entitled to mine.  I really don't like her.

Celeb:  Haley Duff

Latest hit: F*** knows...

That's really sad feeding on your sisters fame... yeah, she WAS a singer before Hilary, but that doesn't mean that she has to use Hilary's fame to get her own 15 minutes!  If you suck... well... you suck.

Celeb:  Ashlee Simpson

Latest hit: Uhm...

All I have to say is... http://www.funforwards.com/funpages/view.cfm/6327 - It explains it all pretty much.  Good thing is... it disses Jessica as well!!