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Hello.  I'm Neville.

I don't exist.  Apparently it's not good to think like that.  Those weird psychologists told me.  That's okay...

They don't exist either.

Orange!

My best friend is called Shamed.  No, not "shay-md."  "Shah-med."  He is from Iraq.  He hates Americans.

I don't blame him.

I'm in love with [ Brittikins ].  She doesn't like the idea of being stalked by someone who doesn't exist like myself.  Normally I would heed to her each and every wish... but I love her so much that I can't NOT stalk her.  Well... I could but it'd be extremely hard.  Besides, I like following her around... listening to her sexy and mature voice... staring at her beefy thighs.

Llama!

I am currently playing rugby while dancing with a hippopotamus and eating chocolate covered mince pies.  Wait, that was a lie.

They're steak pies.

Potato!

No, I didn't mean they're potato pies, I just like the word potato, just like you like picking your nose and [ Nikkikins ] likes eating asparagus.

Seedling!

That's right.  Grow, my little trees.  Grow.  Grow.  I SAID F*&^ING GROW!!!

That's better.  =)

Tablets are good.  I'm not allowed to have any though. =(

I have them anyway.  =)  I can just hear you muttering *well that explains a lot* and all I have to say is....

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LLAMA!!!!!!!!!!!

I love [ Brittikins ].

Acorn!