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6
/ 3 / 05
What
the world would be
like without Happiness
22 / 2 / 05
We apologize for the fact that
there havent been any updates over the past few
weeks. We've tried to upload
updates, but Geocities is having a poo and
the page wouldn't update
for some strange and unknown reason.
16 / 2 / 05
A
Guest
Appearance by Barry, the nutter who has a talent for
writing
letters.
10 / 2 / 05
Read
about
The
Conspiracy Behind The Easter Bunny, Santa and
the Tooth Fairy. We also have a
Brain
Freezer/Freeze for you.
4 / 2 / 05
We have a new letter for
The
Inbox.
31 / 1 / 05
Rules
were made to be broken. [ 7DayCrisis ]'s
deep and thought provoking
(and obliterating) uhm... page. We also have
The
Inbox and
Pudding,
Rammstein and Tom Green.
28
/ 1 / 05
Have a look at your
Horrorscope straight from the stars to you through [ Nikkikins ]. Warning:
Not for the faint hearted.
28
/ 1 / 05
Because of [ 7DayCrisis ]'s
money rut right now, she has been inspired (yes,
inspired) to write a page about how you at home
(yes, you at home) can
Make
Lots and Lots and Lots
of Money.
25
/ 1 / 05
What's
HOT and what's DEFINITELY
NOT according to [ ~Da*BLONDE*1~
]... and the first (and
maybe last) episode of
"This
Program That Does Not Yet Have A Name Because
Definitely NOT Nikkikins Is Too Freakin Lazy To Be
In The Making Up Of A Name For This Program That Is Not In The Having Of A
Name..." by [ Nikkikins ].
20
/ 1 / 05
Ye
Gads! Over a month since an update!
In the words of [ Nikkikins ]... that is shocking.
I am shocked.
Thrown together page by yours
truly to hopefully quiet down the demand.
I've been busy and sick, okay? Leave me
alone!!
3
/ 1 / 05
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I'm ready for
ya 2005!!! Man... such good party. I'll
tell ya'll bout it in a journal entry.
9 / 12 / 04
We have a new
COMPETITION!!!!!! *Sob sob* Our baby's growing up...
7 / 12 / 04
IT'S
DOTD'S 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!
29
/ 11 / 04
Fun
Stuff To Do has been updated: New
Section.
Word
of the Week this week is 'hump'. Check out the new page on
Elvis
by [ Nikkikins ].
24
/ 11 / 04
Word
of the Week this week is 'homo'... We also have
Death
In Dorian's Citadel by a member of the staff who is too embarrassed to tell
everyone she wrote it... and... the
Wall Of
Shame has been updated. New page:
Fun
Stuff To Do.
18
/ 11 / 04
Meet
Neville. *Ahem* Yeah, there's not much more to say...
18
/ 11 / 04
You know those stories where a whole bunch of people just
write a little bit each? Yeah, well, a few of us did that.... and...
well... hmm. Yeah.
Geese and Pineapple.
16
/ 11 / 04
Woah... bout time we had an update!!
Random Facts to scare you all. =)
8
/ 11 / 04
The
Pics
page is up... have a look at [ 7DayCrisis ]'s weird
animations.
1
/ 11 / 04
[ Nikkikins ]'s page has been updated. [ 7DayCrisis ]
has also started
The Rant.
Not entirely sure why... but she has.
1
/ 11 / 04
[ Nikkikins ] has created a page for us all called
How
To Become As Cool As [ Nikkikins ] in Three Easy Steps. It's great,
really. So good for the self esteem.
1
/ 11 / 04
Due to the fact that we should
be kind to Higgzie because he is retiring and we
do actually like him as a Science teacher... and
the fact that another teacher from our school knows who owns this website... we
decided
to take down the Vocab of Higgzie page.
Well... [ Nikkikins ] and I decided.
Okay, so I beat her into it, whipping isn't illegal is it?? Oh, it is?
Damn... sorry [ Nikkikins ]... Anyways. You
can go and have a cry about it. If you want
to see it back, email us and say so. Then you
will feel a lot better about life.
Please note that we aren't going to put it back up no matter what you say, because we really don't care. Dontcha just love our friendliness? :) - [ 7DayCrisis ] Hehe... I'm such a bitch. :)
28
/ 10 / 04
More has been added to
101 Uses For Paper Barf Bags,
in case anyone is at all interested. Hehe.
I have also done a few weird
facts about
China...
21
/ 10 / 04
Yay!
The
Notebook is up. Beware... completely and
utterly weird. We also have
The Wonderful Adventures Of Flopsy The Pyromaniac Mafia Rabbit.
Don't
ask. Really.
18
/ 10 / 04
Do you like our site?
That was so fun! LoL...
14
/ 10 / 04
We have created a 'Map' to make it easier to see all
our random pages. The
Guestbook and
Pageophobia are also up.
How
To Understand
Psychopaths is finished.
13
/ 10 / 04
How
To Understand
Psychopaths is under construction. We will finish it when
[ Prototype ] can be bothered.
13
/ 10 / 04
Suggestions Page is now up. Tell us how great (or crap) we are!
Bad
Fairytale Morals is also up. Damn... gotta organize these!!!
12
/ 10 / 04
Hyperlinks are being put in and [
Dwelling Of The Doorknobs
] is now online. Yay!
8 / 10 / 04
International Insults,
FAQ,
Flabbos
Letter,
101 Uses For Paper Barf Bags and
Vocab of Higgzie have been created.
Or semi created. Let's just hope that [
Dwelling Of The Doorknobs
] will continue to grow...
7 / 10 / 04
Muahahahahahaha!!! Eet's CREATED!!!
Eet's ALIVE!!! ...
Well ... not quite. But "eet" has been started... Meh.