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| This Program That Does Not Yet Have A Name Because Definitely NOT Nikkikins Is Too Freakin Lazy To Be In The Making Up Of A Name For This Program That Is Not In The Having Of A Name...|

Submitted by: Definitely NOT Nikkikins
Location: HappyCarnageand Goreland
Once upon a time in a happy, happy land called HappyCarnageandGoreland (wow soo many goron jokes could be done right now....but considering that the only people reading this will be the Big Bad Webmaster and his troop of minions who are most definitely NOT from Invercargill or even Southland I shall keep the clubfoot jokes to a minimum, CLUBFOOT!CLUBFOOT!Sorry guys) there was a little girl called [ Nikkikins ]...Her favourite thing to do (after eating lollycake) was to post sightings (that were totally real and not fake) on the Elvis Sightings Site...Sadly The Big Bad Webmaster was jealous of [ Nikkikins ]'s great Elvis sighting skill (which was largely due to the extremely expensive Elvis sighting camo gear and tranquiliser cannons). The Big Bad Webmaster got so jealous that he made a plan to rid the world of this pesky [ Nikkikins ] for ever (insert diabolical laughter here). When  [Nikkikins]'s good friend Definitely NOT Nikkikins heard of this plan (through her huge network of international spies) she knew she had to do something to save [ Nikkikins ]. She came up with an elaborate plan involving diversions in the form of large paper mache swords and a few Sightings under the alias Definitely NOT Nikkikins.
Will [ Nikkikins ] be saved?
How will the Big Bad Webmaster react to the possible saving of His Enemy [ Nikkikins ]?
Will he need counselling?
Tune in next time to "This Program That Does Not Yet Have A Name Because Definitely NOT Nikkikins Is Too Freakin Lazy To Be In The Making Up Of A Name For This Program That Is Not In The Having Of A Name..."to be in the finding out of the rest of the plot.....
Dramatic Music Intensifies
Cue Credits

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