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18th December

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Music: Linkin Park // With You - I'm SUPPOSED to be cleaning the lounge.  I'm also supposed to ring my darling boyf.  Meh.  Can't be bothered doing either... msn works for me.  I don't have anything to say... just felt like writing a random journal entry.  Beats updating the Christmas calendar! :)

F**k it.  My underwear is up my ass.  I'm going to change the journal around soon, so watch out for that.

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16th December

[ 7DayCrisis ] - To make the pages look a lil better, we're making "signatures" for each staff member to put at the bottom of the pages we make.  So far I've made mine, and the others are making theirs when they feel like it.  Here it is:

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14th December

[ Nikkikins ] - Sooo tired....

Yesterday I went shopping with [ 7DayCrisis ] and [ ~Da*Blonde*1~ ]....We got some bright yellow hats and swords and attacked each other. All these bimbos were giving us funny looks. It was freakin hilarious.

Then [ 7DayCrisis ] and I returned to my house. [ ~Da*Blonde*1~ ] was too tired....Yea right....she just hates me.

We walked up to the fish and chip shops to get some chips for our tea...Some mean guys were torturing a little puppy. Later on we realized one of them (who happens to be in our class) looks like a shorter, uglier version of Frankenstein. The funny Chinese man put a frowny face stamp on my receipt for the chips. We decided it was a bad omen and the fish and chip man was going to kill us. Too bad he’s only about 5 foot.

Then we went back to my house and mum decided she wanted to go find the bastards who were being mean to the puppy. They were gone.....

Then mummy made me clean my room. I put up some fairy lights. Now we call my room “The Love Den” because of all the fairy lights.

I found a fork in my bedroom....I held it up and asked [ 7DayCrisis ] “Wanna fork?” It took her a good 3 minutes to get the joke but when she finally got it she was almost wetting herself..... Actually I think she did.

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- Hey!  That's... Uhm... Not... Hey! I did not... |

Then we persuaded my stepdad to take us to the dvd shop so we could hire a dvd. [ 7DayCrisis ] and my stepdad were being mean to me and mocking me so I got mad and killed them all....Mwahahahaha.....Not really

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- Me?  Mean?  What kind of crazy bitch are you?  I'M GONNA FREAKIN' TWIST YOUR LITTLE... Ahem.  As I was saying... not mean at all... |

Anyway we couldn’t find any good dvd’s so we ended up with Gothika, Frankenstein (made in 1937 or something funny like that) and The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Gothika was scary as. Once again I believe    [ 7DayCrisis ] wet herself. She made an awful mess of our floor.

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- I cleaned it up... |

Frankenstein was funny as just because of all the lameness.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was CRAP with a capital everything. I’m sorry all you fans of that movie but seriously there was like half an hour of this one girl screaming her head off. The only funny part was when the cripple guy got chainsawinated and there was no blood. I know that wasn’t very P.C (I think you will find I mean Politically Correct not Painfully Constipated etc.) of me but I don’t care. He was a cripple not physically disabled.

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14th December

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Here are some movies I really don't like.

Hannibal - Is really boring.  Only two good bits: when Hannibal is watched on the tape and he suddenly starts eating the nurse's face and at the end when he cuts that dude's head open and feeds him his own brain.  Hehe...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original) - Soooo stupid.  Boring boring boring!!  Why the hell did they have to have all the deaths at the same freakin' time?? There was a whole bunch of screaming and running.  Would have been cool, but got bored after the first 20 MINUTES.

Dawn Of The Dead - Yet again... boring.  Not even gory like everyone says it is.  Every now and then someone gets eaten like chicken, but even THAT looks fake.  Bloody 70's movies.

Royal Tennenbaums - Yaaaaaaawwwwn.  This is a last resort movie.  I swear.  Don't watch it!  FRANKENFREAKINSTEIN is better than this!! And that's in BLACK AND WHITE!!!

Excalibur - We watched it for English.  Some dude pretends to be this chicks husband and they have a root... but he's still wearing his armour!  Ummm... ew?

When in Rome - I hate M-K and A.  Little ditzies.

Annie (Remake) - Little Annie... caaaaaaan't act.

What is it with bad movies and good reviews?? Everyone says the Original Texas Chainsaw is great and soooo much better than the remake... yet the original is so gay and the remake rocks! 

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12th December

[ Nikkikins ] - Ok this is my day in a nutshell.....

I woke up and got dressed and all the associated crap.

My mum then made me go and pick up all the branches she was chopping down with her chainsaw thingy (scared the bejeezus outta me).

Then we went for a family trip to the rubbish dump. My sister ad I were planning on stealing a washing machine but we couldn’t figure out how to do it inconspicuously.

I found a stick insect with five legs. I called it Ralph. Then I had an epiphany (I even know what that means), why are there not more stick insect superheroes? So I [Nikkikins] have decided to make my very own comic about a stick insect that is some sort of hero.

Then we went to Mitre 10 and wandered around there for a while. Me and my sister turned on all the taps in the bathroom section just to be a nuisance. Well ok....They weren’t connected to any actual pipes but we felt like rebels ok?

I found this really cool mini little measuring tape for $1. It is called Greg.

Then I found an awesome cactus. It is shaped like a penis. I found that freakin hilarious. Then my sister taught me a new word. Phallic- Shaped like the male copulating organ. Woot! I don’t care [ 7DayCrisis ] I am a nerd and damn proud of it.

P.S. My phallic cactus is called Rodger.

P.P.S. Sometime soon I will make my comic.....the Flopsy series didn’t really happen so that might see a few updates soon also....©

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10th December 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Hahahahahahaha.  You know that word we always use here at DOTD?  "Woot"?  Well, reliable sources tell us (damn reporters sneaking into my poor excuse for a brain!) that this is an old term used by computer workers.  So, not only are we all computer geeks... we're OLD computer geeks!  Ew ew ew ew, wonder what my boyfriend will have to say about that!!  [ Nikkikins ] has decided to "reinvent" the word so that it's cool, but I have decided to, in fact, invent my own cool computer geek term.  It is, *dramatic drumroll and intense music* TOOW!!!

No, dear,  it's completely original.  It is not in any way "woot" backwards.

Silly.

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2nd December 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - :( I didn't get the award I was hoping to get.  Out of the 6 awards I got, "Best All-Rounder" wasn't in it.  Oh well.  There's always next year.  Congrats to [ Brittikins ] who won the big cup "Best Junior Academic".  Unfortunately... they spelt her name wrong!! The bastards.

Argh.  I have to go clean my room.  Triple Ick.

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1st December 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Woot!  Only half a day left of school!  We're on the countdown to Christmas... so I'm starting a DOTD December Calendar.  Sorta like an Advent Calendar... only... no chocolate.

Wish me luck for prize giving tomorrow!

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1st December 2004

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29^th November 2004

[ Nikkikins ] - Testing 123, can you hear me down the back? Yes? OK.

As some of you may know this is my first journal entry and I am a tad nervous about sharing my ever so secret life with the world. But it is a story that must be told for the good of mankind. So I shall try my hardest to tell the story exactly as I remember and not to cry. It shall be difficult but I am willing to do it.

Ok well it all started when I was walking to my mummys work to get some money off her. I got off the bus (I know I said I was walking but I cheated a little ok?) and started to walk. It was really windy and some bird flew straight into me but that is a story for another day. Well anyways I got to my mummys work and she wasn’t there (tragedy #1 mummy deserted me) I was just sitting out in her office minding my own business for about 10 minutes (tragedy #2 mummy doesn’t come back). Suddenly one of the people from her work (clothes shop (tragedy #3 she won’t stop buying freakin clothes for herself and not me) started harassing (tragedy #4 I don’t like to be harassed) me and making me wear the most outrageously hideous clothes in the shop (tragedy #5 Even if mummy did buy me clothes with her staff discount they would be horrible). *Sob-Sob*. But then mummy came back and rescued me and we all lived happily ever after (tragedy #6 I lie).

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Monday 29th Nov. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - OADFUH bLISDvbliasfbviahfviuhasoIDUvhiouasdghvoiu!!! That's frustrated [ 7DayCrisis ] talk for "I am so frustrated!"  Actually, I'm not that frustrated... it's just fun hitting random letters on the keyboard.  My band and I performed for the school talent quest today (we are SO not band geeks!) and we did okay... I didn't majorly screw up or anything, and we got quite a few compliments, so we can't have been that bad.  I would very much like to completely dis the other rock band that performed... but I will just "criticize" them instead... it's much nicer.  They have potential.  But they did a cover (see, we're original.  We performed our own song) of The Offspring: Spare me the details which wasn't too smart, because everyone knew when they mucked up.  The drum beat wasn't quite right, the guitar didn't have enough oomph (that is too a word!!) and most importantly, the singer was waaaaaaaay out of tune and time!  He was too low and off key, and was really out of time with the rest of the band.  I suppose I have to be nice to him though, because when I was singing and playing I realised that it was extremely hard to hear the others.  Oh well.  I've had a million people come up to me and say "Go you!  Rock on!!" so now I'm freakin' famous.  Woot.  [ Brittikins ], [ Nikkikins ], [ ~Da*Blonde*1~ ] and some others were putting me off though.  They had signs saying "Marry me *my name*" and "*My name* is sexy" and "7DayCrisis rocks!" (7DayCrisis is the name of our band now) etc etc.  *cough*FREAKS!!*cough*.  Heh.  It was all good.  I had fun and no one has dissed me for it.  Just compliments.  Keep 'em coming!!

Heh.  I think I should also tell you what [ Brittikins ]'s soap opera means.  I can't speak Italian, (or in French italienne) so I had to put it through a translator.  We all know how stupid online translators are, hence, the scrambled up words.  Anyway.  This is what it means:

Soap!

It does wonderful that it cleans!

It gives back me the so happy touch!

It does my foots hear the smell of like the flowers!

Wonderful soap!

Soap!

I think I can safely conclude that soap = sapone in Italian.

Woot.

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Wednesday 24th Nov. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] -

No longer mourn for me when I am dead

Than you shall hear the surly sullen bell

Give warning to the world that I am fled

From this vile world with vilest worms to dwell:

Nay, if you read this line remember not

The hand that writ it, for I love you so,

That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot,

If thinking on me then should make you woe.

O if (I say) you look upon this verse,

When I perhaps compounded am with clay,

Do not so much as my sweet name rehearse;

But let your love, even with my life decay;

Lest the wise world should look into your moan,

And mock you with me after I am gone.

- William Shakespeare

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Sunday 21st Nov. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Ahhh... my long awaited journal entry.  Oh, how I've missed the journal... I've just been so caught up in everything else that I haven't added anything.  Where do I start????  Well... I'll start with yesterday, since it was so freakin' busy!  I woke up at 7, even though it was Saturday and I had the day off work.  I gave up my chance of a sleep-in.  Please, admit me to the mental hospital NOW!  Anyway, I arrived at my Gifted Kids Programme reunion at 11, but was too nervous to go in at first because I thought no one was there.  Turned out there were 3 people inside, but if they knew I was too scared to go inside they didn't let me know!!  Anyway, that was really good, quite hilarious but I won't write down everything that happened, because odds are, no one will understand why I thought this reunion was funny.  Let me be.  I'm special, okay? :)  All I will tell you is that I think our site is banned from the GKP servers now...

After the reunion ended a few of us decided to go watch a movie... I was the only girl.  If that wasn't embarrassing enough, my card declined went I went to pay for my ticket.  Of course this happens to the girl!  Anyway... luckily enough, I had cash on me as well.  Woohoo.  Moral of the story:  if you're going to steal someone's eftpos card, don't steal mine, steal [ Nikkikins ]'s!!  Mine has no money!!  We watched "Without A Paddle", which is really funny... they're supposedly lost in the middle of an American forest and river, but all you can see is New Zealand's native ferns.  Ahhh... isn't it wonderful.

I was then picked up and went straight to SilverStream to a barbeque for Rifle Shooting.  I was the youngest there... the only person close to my age was another girl from my shooting team who is 3 years older than me.  I felt so little.  Argh.  Anyway.  A guy from our team won an award which was a box of chocolates and since he wasn't there our coach decided to eat them.  Of course, he shared with us and we all yelled our thanks into the sky with the weird idea that perhaps he would be able to hear us eating his prize.

Then it was off to [ Nikkikins ]'s party which was awesome... I had lotsa fun, and a whole bunch of people came up and requested that I 'gothed' their faces with the liquid eyeliner... and then we walked around the area with black lines all over everyone's faces.  Ahhh... good times.  However, I am now hated for looking like a goth and making everyone else look like a goth by a group of girls who shop at HBK.  I'm so worried about them hating me... I soooo care what they think!! *For those who haven't figured it out already, I couldn't care less that they don't like me, although I wouldn't mind getting into a fight with one of them, provided they didn't send the whole time worrying about their nails*  Eventually a group of us ended up in [ Nikkikins ]'s room playing that wicked game where you say two really disgusting people and you have to choose which one you would root.  It was so much fun, I don't think I've ever laughed so much before (no, I'm not a goth, and I DO laugh, read back and you will see that I just said I LOOK like a goth...) in the space of an hour.  It was a crack up.  Anywho.  I went home and unsuccessfully tried to go to sleep... not easy when you're on sugar highs.

This morning (it WAS morning too!!) at 11.59am (honestly, I looked, Im not just saying that to sound dramatic) I was woken up by my little sister when we were supposed to be leaving the house to go out to lunch at 12.  I got ready in record time:  7 minutes.  I was so proud.  We went to a Chinese restaurant which was really yummy... I got full very quickly though.  I think they put a Chinese drug in it so that I wouldn't eat much.  Heh.  It was good.  I then went with my dad and my three younger siblings to the video store where we spent 45 minutes picking out videos.  We ended up leaving in a hurry because my little brother decided he needed to go to the toilet and the public toilets were locked.  At least he didn't piss himself in the middle of the vid store!

Ahh.  So that's what my weekend has been like.  Unfortunately, dishes and my lost school book need my attention and so I must go.

Rock on.  And if you can't rock, stone on.  It's almost as fun.

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Sunday 4th Nov. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Okay.  Since this is the most visited page, I thought I'd try out an animated heading... let us know what you think...

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Wednesday 3rd Nov. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Haha.  I'm such an idiot.  For my Science homework I had to suppose I was a Peanut Butter Sandwich and write a fantasy story about what would happen whilst being digested by a human.  I was in the lungs are started talking about how pretty the areole were.  "And the little areole.  They look like stars."  I had almost finished and was getting ready to print it out when I was informed that areole were not the little air bags in your lungs, but the dark part around your nipples.

Bloody oats.

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Thursday 28th Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - We had a sheep's heart passed around in Science today.  It looked like beef.  Meh.  Anyway.  I was on rubbish duty with [ Brittikins ] and [ *Da~Blonde~1* ] today.  We got out of French.  Yay!!  Suddenly [ Brittikins ] bends down and says, "Hey!  This was mine!!" (it was a wrapper from a muffin) "I ate this this morning!"  Goes to show that [ Brittikins ] isn't all that environment friendly!  Hehe...

| EDIT [ Brittikins ] --- It FELL out of POCKET. I did SO not drop it. This does raise question of what my rubbish was doing in my pocket, but ... I'm not gonna answer THAT. Just leave me alone, dammit!! |

 Grr.  I didn't end up getting my hair done.  Turned out that the lady who was going to do it went home sick.  And she went to Australia today.  Guess my hair will stay as it is now for a while.  Meh.  I said something today... and [ *Da~Blonde~1* ] told me I should put it on the site.  I forgot what it was.

Ahhh shit.

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Saturday 23rd Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Wow.  This is the second most visited page on the site, not including the Front Page.  Turns out you guys visit the Meet The Staff page most.  Never would've guessed.  Argh.  Had work today.  Soo gutted.  Oh well, it's all good.  I'm getting my hair cut, dyed and highlighted on Tuesday.  And it's free for me.  Shame to all you poor people who have to pay for those things.  I feel sorry for all of you.  No, I'm serious.  Hehe.  Scanned in strange photo of me a couple of days ago.  Hands up all those who want to see it!  *Everyone screams and runs* Uh!  Fine then!  Nuh.  If you REALLY wanna see it... click here.  I won't be surprised if no one wants it.  If I do decide to put it up however, cover your eyes ladies and gents.  Anywho.  Me bought a bra today.  And when I went through the exit the door thingee beeped coz the stoopid staff member forgot to take off the tag.  So I ended up having the Security Guard (who was a really old guy) check my bag and take out the bra to check for tags.  How bloody embarrassing is that??!!?!  He then pulled out the bra while I was waiting at the door and showed me where the tag actually WAS.  Like I really cared!!  Oh well.  I just hope the old guy didn't get his thrills.  That would really suck.  I guess I'll never know.  It's probably better that way.

Good god.

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Sunday the whateverith of October

[ Prototype ] - Someone I know is sad because their friend is cutting. Now its getting me sad. But I'm okay because my uncles been sneaking me rum and coke but my dad just thinks its coke. My sister broke my makeup. So I'm pissed off about that. In the words of donkey: "I think I need a hug :(" Haha. Too bad nobody wants to hug a freak. That brings me to another point. My dad called me a freak today. So kind of him. So overall, its been a pretty shitty day. Apart from the rum and coke. That was good shit.

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Thursday 14th Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Ppfftt.  Too much work.  No time to write in the journal.  Too busy putting cool new things on the site.  I doubt anyone reads this anyway...

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Monday 11th Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Today was good.  I was so wasted... very very VERY tired too.  Oh well.  I'll live.  My boyfriend got into a fight today.  I suppose I should worry about my darling... meh.  He can look after himself. :)  The love of my life and I dont help him in a fight.  What a great girlfriend I make!  He got smashed, but he's all good, apparently.  I dont believe him, but I'll let him be all tough guy about it.  Him and the guy he was fighting with are mates again, so that's good.  I suppose there's not much more I can ask for really.

Argh.  I have a Smallbore Rifle Shooting Competition tomorrow and at practice today I only shot a 88.1 out of 100.  Mind you, even though I've done better I have also done a lot worse...

Meh.

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Sunday 10th Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Meh.  Tired.  Watched "Interview with the Vampire" this morning. Weird movie. Full of man-love and strange porn.  It was pretty cool though.  Lotsa cool blood and gory stuff like that.  Hehe.  (The Vampires are chasing me.  Dammit!)  Then we sat around talking for a bit... then finally I went home.  I wanted sleep.  I didn't get it.  So I just sat around some more.  Went online.  Chatted on msn.  The usual. 

Nya.  Showertime.

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Saturday 9th Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Haha.  Big party.  Lotsa fun.  Still up at 4.30 in the morning.  Weeee!  My goal was not to get drunk before 7.30pm.  Since I made this goal at about 6.45, it makes me seem kind of... I dunno, alcoholic?  Technically I said my goal was to not get drunk before 7th Form, but since I was mumbling they thought I said 7.30... therefore, I was the alcoholic of the party.  Well, not quite.  Would've been funny though!  [ Nikkikins ] and I ended up sitting on some random person's doorstep playing our favourite game... which resulted in us yelling "PENIS!!!!" at the top of our lungs.  I think we woke a few people up and corrupted some poor child's mind.  Meh, not my kid, I don't care. :P  We then went to the playground and played on the seesaw.  Man, those things hurt my ass!!!  Soooo tired. We lit a huge fire too.  Then some of the guys started jumping over it.  Don't worry, we had water at hand in case of flaming testicles. :P  Regardless of whether they were on fire, they got water chucked at them anyway.  Then they discovered that when you yell into a huge stolen road cone in a Scottish accent (well, I think it was Scottish!) then it makes a big echoing noise.  Poor innocent people below us.  We disturbed them with male voices yelling "I like putting!" "That's right everybody, Barry likes putting!" "See ya later.  Alligator.  Don't forget your putting!" (N.B. Putting = Pudding.  Go figure.)  I also made the big mistake of letting myself fall asleep on the couch briefly at about 3am.  I woke up because I had shaving foam all over my face, hands, arms, in my mouth, my nose and everything.  My ears, my top, the couch.  They kept tickling my face so I'd wipe my hands on my face, which of course, spread everything around.  I bet they just wanted to see me rub sticky white stuff all over my body.  Dammit.  We played condom volleyball after that though, so it was all good.  I ended up getting the lube rubbed all over my pants though. 

Bet that looked hot.

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Friday 8th Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - We had two tests today.  Maths and English.  Yay...? Anyway... Today we recruited 3 new staff members.  We'll have their descriptions up on Meet The Staff soon.

I feel like eating noodles with chopsticks.  Strange urge... 

We (The Staff) came up with a lot of cool ideas for stuff to put up onto [ Dwelling Of The Doorknobs ].  We'll create them and put them up gradually, so keep your eye on the updates!  *cough* Cheesy! *cough*

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Thursday 7th Oct. 2004

[ 7DayCrisis ] - Meh.  I cannot believe my family.  We had Fish and Chips for dinner which involves no pots, no pans, no cutlery, simply plates and glasses.  You would think that since there were only 7 of us eating that all the dishes would fit in the dishwasher and take 10-15 minutes max. to do.  But no they had to go through about 4 cups each today as well as endless plates and knives etc.  Plus there were dirty pots, waiting for me to wash them.  Dishes are evil!  So is cleaning your room, but at least that's your own problem.

Ppfftt.  I am too allowed to moan.

Oh well.  Today was okay anyway... my little unknown band played our first live concert today... *mumbles* at school with a huge crowd of 10 people... *cough*  We did alright considering our bass player wasn't there.  [ NonExistent ] did awesome at the lead break during our cover of Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit.  I know he has lotsa fun playing that.  No wonder we practice that song a lot...  Then we were yelled at so we had to play our own songs, the ones we wrote.  Not nearly as famous.  I bet the dishes set us up for this...

Damn communists.