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"Rules were made to be broken".  I agree with this.  Well... actually, I don't break rules, I'm a good little girl (aww... my how I've grown!) but I still... erm... okay, let's PRETEND like I agree with this.  Anyway.  Theory has it that this would mean that RULERS were meant to be broken as well (har har I AM aware of the lameness but this is DOTD, you shall laugh anyway dammit!) and as we all know... rulers ARE fun to break.  Except for flexi rulers.  They don't break.  Which is sad.  But if we have flexi RULERS that don't break... I believe we should have flexi RULES as well.

Okay, okay, I can take a hint... the subtle yawning is telling me that YOU WANT MORE DEEP AND MEANINGFULS!

Well, alright, just for you.

"Death can't stop love... just delay it for the time being".  What the...?  Death most certainly CAN stop love... when my mate died last year... I stopped loving water bombs because that was what she was playing when she slipped and hit her head and DIED.  There is no way in fucking hell that I'm going to continue loving water bombs.  I still love my mate though... no, not in that way... you sick perverted child.  Mind you... there is something I find slightly... dodgy about water bombs... ya know wha' I mean?

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A friend of mine is talking to me on msn and is DISTRACTING ME.  I don't reply for a few minutes and he thinks I've gone somewhere.  I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A FREAKIN' UPDATE, ALRIGHT?  I don't want to stop in the middle of something because then I would forget the funny part and then it wouldn't be funny at all and that would be so stupid it's just not funny aye.  There is a strange guy in my backyard and he just took one of the vans away.  Hmmm.  But that's okay, because my friend has half a bottle of tropical fruit juice.  With an apple base.

Marvellous.

And no added sugar or preservatives.

"If I reached into the sky and pulled out a star for every time you've made me smile I'd have the universe in the palm of my hand".  First of all, HOW BIG ARE YOUR FREAKIN' HANDS?  Secondly, I realise that I'm funny looking and I appreaciate you containing your laughter, but honestly... laugh at yourself once in a while, okay?

"He who walks sideways out of porn shop is going to Bangkok".  Haha.  Haha.  I don't have to even (haha) think up some witty comment to bum out this quote (haha I said 'bum')... that's just funny.  Haha.

I said 'bum'.  Har har har.