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| Pudding, Rammstein and Tom Green |

One day Tom Green was walking along when he tripped over a big giant pudding.  This pudding was writing a to do list for a DOTD letter writer person because that DOTD letter writer person hadn't gotten around to the first thing on his to do list which was to write the list but obviously he couldn't write it because it wasn't on his to do list that he hadn't done yet.  Now this pudding was a Rammstein fan, yet couldn't speak German as most Rammstein fans who aren't from Germany can't.  As Tom Green WASN'T a Rammstein fan (but suddenly could speak German), he thought the big pudding was verbally abusing him like some little people do to random boys minding their owns businesses eating a pie.  This made Tom Green rather purpurn (which means purple but since Tom Green could magically speak German, he understood this purpurn feeling).  Tom Green didn't like being Purpurn OR Purple... he much preferred being Green so he took the big giant pudding by the ears (yes, big giant puddings DO have ears) and yelled "Por que para você é mesquinho a mim e machuca meus sentimentos? Você pudim gigante grande! Devia contar minha múmia em você! E coma antlers de alce! E use roupas de baixo alaranjada!" which means "Why for you be mean to me and hurt my feelings? You big giant pudding! I ought to tell my mummy on you! And eat moose antlers! And wear orange underwear!" but for no particular reason he shouted this in Portuguese, which he was fine with because he'd watched Love Actually and thought the Portuguese chick on there was quite a babe.  So the big giant pudding shouted back "..." because big giant puddings may have ears but they can't shout.  Silly.  Then Rammstein started singing Feuer Frei and so Tom Green and the big giant pudding ducked because all the could hear was "BANG! BANG!" and they were both cowards.  Then a big walking potato and table came along with meat cleavers and killed both Tom Green and the big giant pudding.

The End.