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What lines have your teachers made you write? Here's some we've heard of...
...you wonder how teachers come up with these...
"If I eat in class I must not let the teacher catch me." Oh god. What on earth are they teaching us??
"Cleaning the desks with my saliva is not the best way to clean them." Damn right it is! Fast, cheap and easy! Aren't those the most important criteria?
"-Name- needs to do more work in Social Studies." Nah... I reckon we should just all be social. Talking is much more fun.
"I must not talk to people through the window in Maths." I will talk to them through the wall instead. Heaps louder though.
"I, -name- will not do anything I'm not spos' to no more." You'd think that the teachers would make us write lines with CORRECT grammar...
"I talk far too much in class." So does Higgzie. You don't see HIM writing lines...
"Gaf, gaf, gaf, gaf, gaf, gaf, gaf, fag, gaf, gaf, gaf, gaf..." Wonder if the teacher noticed that...
"My name is -name- and I am a naughty third former who chose to not work in class." I'm glad you know that. Now, on to the alphabet...
"When I'm in class I will not play Gridiron." *Bangs head on wall* You stupid idiot. Basketball is a lot better.
"Wearing my tie on my head does not make me a gangster." Sure it does... just like owning a $2 Shop toy gun makes you a cowboy...
"I will not talk in class. I will not talk in class. I will not talk in class." I will not get caught by uninventive teachers. I will not get caught by uninventive teachers. I will not get caught by uninventive teachers.