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Ever wanted to piss someone off anonymously?  To insult them without them actually knowing what you said?  Find an insult here... but remember:  it doesn't work if the 'insultee' can speak the language...

You suck and that's sad. - Spanish - Usted chupa y eso está triste.

You're different... and that's a bad thing. - Russian - Вы - различный ..., и это - плохая вещь.

You look fat.  How sad. - French - Vous regardez du gras. Comment triste.

You pig.  *Sniff sniff*  You dirty pig! - Italian - Lei il maiale. *Annusa annusa* Lei il maiale sporco!

God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole. - Norwegian - Gud elsker De. Alle tror ellers at De er en asshole.

Dumbass. - Dutch - Dumbass.

Shut up.  You smell. - Portuguese - Feche para cima. Cheira.