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What you do:  Put sock on head, preferably old sock because then not only are holes provided, but you also get the unfaultable stink tactic.  Put gun in hand.  Put black clothes on body (yours, not the people in the bank's). Rob bank.  Put money on cloth bags.  Deposit money into bank account from different bank.  Send access details to

[ 7DayCrisis ] via dwelling_of_the_d[email protected]. 

Take sock off head.  You look like an idiot with a gun.

2.  Become the President of the USA. You will need: A pea sized brain, a lisp, a funny looking face, bad speeches, a LOT of enemies, lots of bombs and stuff and a couple of countries to blow up.

What you do: Take the bombs and stuff and blow up random countries that you don't like. Not only will this make you rich, this will also have your picture in every newspaper and website around the world. You diva, you.

3.  Lemonade Stand.  You will need:  Lemonade, a stand.

What you do:  Put lemonade on stand.  Sell it.

4.  Garage sale.  You will need:  A garage, a homeless person.

What you do:  Sell garage to homeless person.

5.  The old marry-the-dying-millionaire trick.  You will need:  A dying millionaire.

What you do:  Marry the dying millionaire.  Inherit his money.

6.  Get a job.  You will need:  A vacant job.

What you do:  Get a freakin' job.  And don't tell me that that will solve my money rut, because I already have TWO jobs.