[ Dwelling Of The Doorknobs ]
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| What the world would be like if Happiness was illegal |
If happiness was illegal...
...DOTD would not exist... or maybe it would... but it'd be illegal... because we like to think that we make people happy every once in a while.
...marijuana would be even more illegal than it already is... wait a minute... maybe the government ARE trying to take away happiness... all the fun things are illegal!
...[ 7DayCrisis ] wouldn't change a bit.
...[ Nikkikins ], [ Prototype ], [ Brittikins ] and [ ~Da*Blonde*1~ ] would all be dead.
...Charli off Hi5 would be in jail for life.
...[ Nikkikins ] would laugh because Helen Clark would obviously be arrested because she looks like a man but doesn't have a penis (we hope) so no one knows what she is... including herself... and ignorance is bliss.
...[ Nikkikins ] would be arrested for laughing... even though she would be dead.
...llamas, mooses (meese?) and geese would not exist.
...Tom Green and Osama Bin Laden would switch places - Tom Green would be America's Most Wanted and Osama Bin Laden would be famous for bringing non-joy to the world.
...I would be doing what I'm supposed to be doing rather than writing this for you people.