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Welcome to lessons on How To Understand Psychopaths, with your teacher, [ Prototype ]. A true Psychopath. First off, to be able to understand a psychopath, you must first learn what a psychopath is. A psychopath is someone who has no clue what they are doing, doesn’t know when to shut their mouth and will make fun of people three times their size. So a psychopath is pretty much someone who does things that are going to get them hurt/killed.

Now moving on to the lessons on how to understand us…

1.)    We will most likely be seen talking a whole bunch of gibberish that doesn’t make any sense. This is called “talking to yourself because you are a crazy mad person” and should just be ignored. NEVER interrupt a psychopath when he/she is deep in thought talking to itself. It is most probably coming up with a new flavor doughnut or ice cream or something like that.

Holy shit I just choked on my own spit. Anyway,

2.)    Whatever we say, we mean that opposite. WITH MOST THINGS ANYWAY! There are a few things that we DO mean, you crazy bastard. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Anyway. Yeah. I suggest if one of us tells you to do something, kick us in the nuts or ass, depending on their sex. I however, keep my genitals in a jar under my bed.

3.)    If we are bashing our heads on the wall, punching something or trying to break something this can be taken as a sign of great frustration. Try and stop us and you will be hit! That would be pretty funny.  I’d love to see your blood splatter all over my cool walls. I have wallpaper that has planets and stars on it. But I only go into my room when I sleep. Its not safe cause its little and I need a big space to run around. I sorta went off topic there.

4.)    Ahfjha jhdsf khasd [ Prototype ]. Jgrakj ddang aur nrhae. [ 7DayCrisis ] fakdjfal jvieaoa iejamic akrch aejrauea hg hvavka aekrj ragkj!!! FJMS JD EFIWU EFVOIWE MVEWOIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

| EDIT [ 7DayCrisis ] --- Okay kiddo.  Why the hell is my name mentioned???!! |

5.)    We will express ourselves usually in our actions and we don’t often think before we act. So stay out of the way. On second thought, come and bother us. I think your head would look lovely on my wall with the rest of my collection. Or maybe, I could use it as a pillow. Anyway, you can understand what we’re thinking by what we do. If we are humping your leg, it means we are horny. If we are stabbing you, it means we like you and want you to be with us forever alive or dead!

Fuck you. I hate you and I hate everything about you. Stay away from me and leave me alone.

- [ Prototype ]