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Section A:  Pissing People Off.

1.  Make everything a question.  But don't try it on [ *Da~Blonde~1* ].  She will kick your lil hiney from here to China and back.  By the time you get back your hiney will be to sore to do any other fun stuff.  So don't.

2.  Ask "How Does That Make You Feel?"  That pisses everyone off.  No kidding.

3.  Smile at your teachers.  No, not just smile, SMILE smile... that toothy (or tooth-LESS for some of you) grin that creeps everyone out... thaaaat's right... show those pearly whi- ahem, lemony yellows.

4.  Sniff lots during exams/tests.  For some people this comes naturally.  For others... well... we can MAKE it come naturally...

5.  Continuously drum during classes/meetings/movies/etc.  Warning:  side effects may include a swollen face where you have been punched because your beat is annoying.

Section B:  Freaking People Out

1.  One word:  Goth.

2.  Let your nose run down your face.  Ew ew ew ew ew... just thinking about it makes me grossed out.  Of course... this will mean that you will never get kissed again... or EVER for some of you... hehe.

3.  Fart.  Chicks, guys hate this.  Guys, chicks don't think it's as funny as you do!  A guaranteed freaker.

4.  Stare at someone's nose.  It'll freak them out immediately.  Hehehehehe.

5.  Sneeze right behind someone's head.  Then act embarrassed around them.  If this works well, they'll think your snot is infesting their top.  Woohoo.

Section C:  In the elevator

1.  Talk to the back of the elevator.  Have a detailed conversation with it about the Turkeys in Turkey and the Pak'N'Saves in Pakistan.

2.  Fart and then yell 'it was MEEE!' Oooh yeah, Jim Carey styles.

3.  Hide in the corner pretending you have a buttonaphobia and beg a random stranger to press your button for you.

4.  Hum 'The Ants Go Marching' and get really into it.  Add frantic head gestures along with rhythm clapping.

5.  Play 'Mission Impossible'.  Use your hands as a gun and chant your tune.  Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.... yeah!  Rock on!

Section D:  In the classroom

N.B.  We are not taking responsibility if you end up with a detention.  If you choose to follow our crazy ideas, that's your own fault.

1.  Wait until you get a reliever and then choose a word he/she's likely to say fairly often.  Then get the whole class to do a Mexican Wave whenever he/she says this word.  It'll either make them really angry or confuse the hell outta them.

2.  Have the entire class sit on their chairs on top of their desks.  Just hope that someone near you who hates you doesn't 'accidentally' let their foot slip and knock you off.

3.  Hum the national anthem quietly then slowly get louder and louder until the teacher notices.

4.  Raise your hand to answer a question and cough before each word.  Try and make it a really really really long answer.

5.  Stare blankly at the teacher while they're talking.  Slowly bring a smile to your face.  You creep.

Section E:  On the net

1.  Post on guest books!!  Example:  [ Nikkikins ]'s entry on the Elvis Sighting's webpage:

"Ok this one time at band camp I saw Elvis and he was all like in my bed and I was all like Wow Elvis is in my bed. And then I saw his famous white suity thing IN A HEAP ON MY FLOOR....And then I was like Elvis why are you in my bed?And he was all like I came via the great Moose of Mooseland.... that was shocking...I was shocked.....Yea thats right....Then we went out to dinner and we met up with Bwittykins and she didn't think it was funny that I was out to dinner with Elvis when she had to go out to dinner with Lizzie and Bunnikins....But then Lizzie and Bunnikins decided they were too cool for Bwittykins so they ditched her and started to hang out with me and Elvis...Then we all made rabid monkey love...THE END"

N.B. POST IDIOTIC THINGS ON OUR GUESTBOOK AND WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS FROM HERE TO ISRAEL!

2.  www.neopets.com No, it's okay, I'm only joking.  www.subserviantchicken.com Now THERE'S a good site!!

3.  Make a random webpage!! Woot!  Worked for us didn't it...?

4.  MSN-For those of you who know me personally, you will know that I am on this ALL THE FREAKING TIME!:D

5.  Go on random chat rooms and every now and then type a colour and the name of a random item of food.  E.g Purple Mushrooms!