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| [ 7DayCrisis ]'s Rant |

I had a great idea about what to write here.  Honestly, I did.  But then something happened and I forgot.  Oh well, since I'm so bored despite the wicked Metallica song I'm playing, I'm going to keep talking anyway.  Wanna know why?  You're going to find out anyway, even if you just said no (stop talking to yourself Freak).

Because I can.

Shame.  I have the power and you don't.  Unless, of course, you are one of the Staff, in which case you DO have the power... but oh well.  I'll get over it.  Hehe.  I just found a cd my friend left at my house.  Tool - Aenima.  I shouldn't... but I'm going to listen to it anyway.  Shame on him for leaving it.  I'm going to have to see him again to give it back.

My notes from Science:

You SUCK and that's sad.

Hello my little peanut butter sandwich.  How are your nuts?

You are a fungus.  How does that make you feel?

I am a strawberry.

Cows have sloppy poopies.  Poor bulls.  Imagine giving anal.

Science teachers have mucus membranes.

Tiny little particles are evil.  Beware of the enzymes.

Bunsen burners are hot.  [ No, temperature hot.  Get your mind out of the gutter. ]

Science teachers make you test gas.

Boys who think they know everything light big fires with gas.

Glucose makes things brown!

Amylase breaks down starch.  Starch does not break down amylase.

Being chased by headless cats results in screaming.