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Ablutophobia: Fear of having a bath
This fear will soon be solved,
coz public humilation is much MUCH scarier. The yells of 'You stink!" will
soon convince you that hopping into a porcelin coffin filled with water isn't
really that bad after all.
Anthrophobia: Fear of flowers
Flowers. So scary. I can understand
this one. Who wouldn't be scared
of flowers? They are a symbol of congratulations, they smell nice, and even
taste delicious!!! Not to mention they're
gorgeous. Obviously, by standing next to these images of perfection you
know you'll never measure up!
Blennophobia: Fear of slime
You've been watching way too much Figure It Out!
That show should be rated R18: Contains images of
punishment by slime. Suffocation is sometimes involved.
Bromidrosiphobia:
Fear of body smells
BUY NEW BERRY CRUSH IMPULSE!! Then you'll smell like
me!! Yum.
Cacophobia: Fear of ugliness
I've heard that by
being exposed to your fear, it will help you get
over it. So hey, post a picture George Bush please [ 7DayCrisis
],
Or me, for a matter of fact.
Defecaloesiophobia: Fear of painful
pooing
I have one word for
you: Prunes.
They help with constipation. If you aren't
constipated, how is pooing painful? I'm very
smart, as you can tell.
Didaskaleinophobia: Fear of going to
school
Why the hell would you
be scared of school? Sure, there's the teachers
who yell at you every time you make a tiny mistake, the corners in which
people get smashed - often, the food at the
canteen, the sickening toilets ...
Oh wait.
I get it now.
School is SCARIER than hell. Get out while you
can!!!
Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting
Definition of vomiting:
1. To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth,
usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. 2.To be
discharged forcefully and abundantly;
spew or gush.
I can't help you. Vomiting IS scary. And
the taste!! Just try not to get food poisoning.
Bro'Town was disgusting last night, btw.
Genuphobia: Fear of knees
Do exactly what I say:
Put your hands on your
head.
Poke out your tongue.
Laugh. You look so stupid
right now.
Look up and smile. GOD
LOVES YOU!!! (Actually, I'm dead
serious.)
Now, LOOK DOWN.
Yes, those are your knees.
Hehe, I'm so mean. Cheap thrills. I'm just scaring
away our viewers. Oh well, someone who is scared
of their knees isn't brave enough to meet weirdoes
like the others here. I'm totally normal, you know.
Helmintophobia: Fear of being infested
with worms
HOW DO YOU THINK I
FEEL? I AM infested with worms. Sucks to be me, I
know.
Kathisophobia: Fear of sitting
Aren't you tired? You
never get to relax. Standing up all
day is tiring.
RELAAAAAAAX. Imagine the scent of lavendar
... drink some coffee. No wait -
don't. Now you're high, idiot!
Metrophobia: Fear of poetry
Finally, something I can fix!!
"Roses are red, violets
are blue
Sugar is sweet, and so
are you.
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty ...
And so is your head."
That was poetry. And
wasn't it cool? Ha. See, I'm right. You can piss off now.
Octophobia: Fear of the number 8
Well that's just pointless. They saw the number 8,
and now they're gone. *sigh*
Proctophobia: Fear of bums
[ Prototype ] - you must refrain from taking off
your pants around our Proctophobic viewers. Think
you can manage that?
| EDIT
[ Prototype ] --- I suppose. I can not be blamed if they happen to fall down 'accidentily' though.
|
(l) = skinny ass
( l ) = fat ass
( ? ) = dumb ass
They were asses, not bums. Don't get ya knickers in
a twist!