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Ablutophobia: Fear of having a bath
 
This fear will soon be solved, coz public humilation is much MUCH scarier. The yells of 'You stink!" will soon convince you that hopping into a porcelin coffin filled with water isn't really that bad after all.
 
Anthrophobia: Fear of flowers
 
Flowers. So scary. I can understand this one. Who wouldn't be scared of flowers? They are a symbol of congratulations, they smell nice, and even taste delicious!!!  Not to mention they're gorgeous.  Obviously, by standing next to these images of perfection you know you'll never measure up! 
 
Blennophobia: Fear of slime
 
You've been watching way too much Figure It Out! That show should be rated R18: Contains images of punishment by slime. Suffocation is sometimes involved.
 
Bromidrosiphobia: Fear of body smells
 
BUY NEW BERRY CRUSH IMPULSE!! Then you'll smell like me!! Yum.
 
Cacophobia: Fear of ugliness
 
I've heard that by being exposed to your fear, it will help you get over it. So hey, post a picture George Bush please [ 7DayCrisis ],
 
Or me, for a matter of fact.
 
Defecaloesiophobia: Fear of painful pooing
 
I have one word for you: Prunes.
 
They help with constipation. If you aren't constipated, how is pooing painful? I'm very smart, as you can tell.
 
Didaskaleinophobia: Fear of going to school
 
Why the hell would you be scared of school? Sure, there's the teachers who yell at you every time you make a tiny mistake, the corners in which people get smashed - often, the food at the canteen, the sickening toilets ...
 
Oh wait.
 
 
I get it now.
 
 
 
 
School is SCARIER than hell. Get out while you can!!!
 
Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting
 
Definition of vomiting: 1. To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. 2.To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.
 
I can't help you. Vomiting IS scary. And the taste!! Just try not to get food poisoning. Bro'Town was disgusting last night, btw.
 
Genuphobia: Fear of knees
 
Do exactly what I say:
 
 
Put your hands on your head.
 
 
Poke out your tongue.
 
 
Laugh. You look so stupid right now.
 
 
Look up and smile. GOD LOVES YOU!!! (Actually, I'm dead serious.)
 
 
Now, LOOK DOWN.
 
Yes, those are your knees.
 
 
 
 
 
Hehe, I'm so mean. Cheap thrills. I'm just scaring away our viewers. Oh well, someone who is scared of their knees isn't brave enough to meet weirdoes like the others here. I'm totally normal, you know.
 
Helmintophobia: Fear of being infested with worms
 
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I AM infested with worms. Sucks to be me, I know.
 
Kathisophobia: Fear of sitting
 
Aren't you tired? You never get to relax. Standing up all day is tiring.
 
RELAAAAAAAX. Imagine the scent of lavendar ... drink some coffee. No wait - don't. Now you're high, idiot!
 
Metrophobia: Fear of poetry
 
Finally, something I can fix!!
 
"Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty ...
And so is your head."
 
That was poetry. And wasn't it cool? Ha. See, I'm right. You can piss off now.
 
Octophobia: Fear of the number 8
 
Well that's just pointless. They saw the number 8, and now they're gone. *sigh*
 
Proctophobia: Fear of bums
 
[ Prototype ] - you must refrain from taking off your pants around our Proctophobic viewers. Think you can manage that?

| EDIT [ Prototype ] --- I suppose. I can not be blamed if they happen to fall down 'accidentily' though. |

 
(l) = skinny ass
(     l     ) = fat ass
(  ?  ) = dumb ass
 
They were asses, not bums. Don't get ya knickers in a twist!
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