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1. Gumboots: These have got to be the
COOLEST boots around. Do
you know why? Because the make the coolest noise shoes can make when you walk in
them AND they have their own
dance! It’s true! South African Mineworkers used
“precise movements and hand
clapping as a social and physical expression’’ How
cool is that? I want to learn the gumboot dance!
Obviously I could only do it in the privacy of my
home as I don’t think a lot of people would
appreciate seeing a 14year old blonde
girl using “precise movements and hand
clapping’’ in public. Although I MAY be able to convince Brittikins to
do it if I bribe her with a bit of food...
Gumboots are definitely HOT
2. Smoking: A definite NOT! Why would
it be cool if you were turning your lungs black and
killing innocent little children. And
did I mention it makes
you WREAK! Okay so some of you may already have a
stench that you can’t get rid of *cough* Nikkikins
*cough* but smoking will only make it worse! If you are mentally
disabled and
can not stop think of it this way: For every smoke you kill a baby. That poor
baby, it could have grown up and
been really cool like me, but NOOOOOOOO, you had to
KILL it!
Smoking is definitely NOT
3. Guys singing really high: Well obviously this is a variable because
there are some guys that can sing high in tune for example in the song Sady
Hawkins Dance by Relient K. (I LOVE THAT SONG!) If
you had heard that
song you would no what I am talking about bit there
are also those other guys like that lead singer off
‘’The Darkness’’ who can’t sing high to save
themselves. Does he not realise that guys weren’t
made to screech? By the way I am not
dissing the actual music by ‘’The
Darkness’’ just the lead
singer. Coz that band has some really cool guitar
solos... Another band is the Bee gees, but I will
refrain from dissing them as unfortunately one of
them passed away and
its not very nice to diss dead
people but lets just say that there song writing was good,
and that's about it. They did
have a FEW good songs though, but for some reason I
can’t seem to think of any off the top of my head...
So I’m thinking that about 90% of guys singing high are a
definite not but there are a select few who can ON TUNE so that 10% can
go on the HOT list
4. Blondes: Ok blondes
ROCK! Yea so maybe I may be a TAD bit biased
but I don’t care and
if you do you can kiss my ass (figure of speech I
don’t mean actually do
it Nikkikins...) Besides, even if you
don’t like blondes,
surely its entertaining enough seeing them confused?
Blondes are on the HOT list people (this is not
saying all blondes are hot coz that’s not true,
just saying their hair colour is cool, not the actual person)
5. Evil twin sisters: With a name like that they are surely not going to
make the NOT list. OK yea you guys are probably thinking, ‘But if they were
twins they would get on really well together and
be best friends’ I am letting you all no now. IT’S
NOT TRUE! Evil twin sisters are horrible, and it’s
even worse when you have to share a room with them. So when your talking on the
phone they take it off you and start talking to
your friend when IT WAS YOUR FREAKIN PHONE CALL IN
THE FIRST PLACE. So maybe not all twin sisters are bad,
but my one is EVIL.
This is DEFINITELY a NOT
6. Coffee: Happens to be one of the most disgusting
drinks around if you
haven’t added a
significant amount of sugar to it. Well yea I guess coffee has saved
a huge amount of people from falling asleep during
school so it is a pretty useful drink, but
don’t you think they would
make it taste a little bit nicer with out all that sugar added
to it?
Coffee is in the HOT list, even though it tastes DISGUSTING
[ ~Da*BLONDE*1~ ]