[ Dwelling Of The Doorknobs ]

| Home | Meet The Staff | Journal | Map | Email Us |

| Flabbos Letter |

8 October 2004

Ministry of Flabducation

123 Obese Lane

Corpulent City

Broadland

Dear (insert name here)

We (The Flab Association™) formally invite you to become a member of the fastest growing religion in the world. Flabianity is a guilt free and loving environment which will not deride those who make it their lifelong goal to devote their lives to Flabbo the High Flabmaster.

To become a member of the society of Flabinators simply take, 2 cream buns, 8 steak pies, 37 packets of chips and a wafer thin mint three times daily and watch as you balloon your way towards purity of mind, body and cupboards.

Yours Fatfully,

Flabbo

The High Flabmaster

P.S. This letter is 0% fat free

Sponsored By:

                              *

*N.B [ Dwelling of the Doorknobs ] is in no way affiliated with any of these companies. It was purely for entertainment purposes that they appeared in this article. They do not sponsor this site simply because they didn't give us any money. The bastards!