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Is that one annoying question nagging you at the back of your mind?  Maybe it's here... maybe it's not.  Maybe you should have a look anyway, just in case...

N.B.  We are not actually going to answer these FAQs because then people wouldn't ask them anymore, thus meaning they wouldn't be FAQs any longer.  This would mean that we would have to continuously update our FAQs and to be perfectly honest...

...we can't be bothered.

Q.  Are we there yet?

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Q.  What's for dinner?

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Q.  Why are we here?

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Q.  What is the meaning of life?

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Q.  Is there anyone out there?

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Q.  Who's there?  Do I know you?

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Q.  Who the hell are you?

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Q.  Hello?

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Q.  What have you been smoking?

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Q.  Sup dawg?

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Q.  REALLY?

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Q.  Will you marry me?

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Q.  Who died and made you Darth Vader?

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Q.  Mummy?  Why do I still wet the bed?

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Q.  Where do babies come from?

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Q.  Have you ever thought of snails doing it?

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