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Subject: easter is fun

ok i was just eating this easter egg right, then i bit into it and i
saw
little m&ms inside it and i was like cool but then i noticed something
odd.
very odd infact. the chocklet was exploding. in my mouth. its got tiny
explosives in the chocklet that explode, in your mouth! just took
another
bite.. and its doing it again.tiny explosions i tells ya. this is
truely a
great easter.

Barry

 

Subject: would ya look at that

i am very thankful for the toom green rammstein and puding on your
website
now. also plastering all my crappy emails onto your site. in hope that
this
also goes up but as i say that i have the feeling your just not going
to
now. go to http://www.geocities.com/ya_mum_in_bed/theramble.html that
just
happens to be my site. i cant miss out on the chance for free
advertising.
and yes, i am a very tallentid letter writer. i didnt fail 5th form
english
for a reason.
bop bop shu bop

Subject: u 4got summin

just taking alook at your site and i notice i some thing telling you
fun
things to do you missed some easy things, setting your head on fire.
all you
need is a army helmit(try the real thing plastic dont work as well)
then if
ur walking down the street simply pull out your bottle of napalm, put a
nice
amount on the top of the helmit(you may also wanna put a beni on under
ya
helmit just so ya head dont fry to bad) then lite it, its funny as and
scares the crap outta ppl but it leaves your helmit kinda burnt and
napalmy.
also with your helmit in class do the flametrower deoderaint trick over
the
helnit thats on your head, good fun, eat breakfast in the middle of a
busy
street, u can buy everything u need for breakfast at supermarkets so
whats
stoping you. put on a gas mask and dance in miniskips when little kids
come
home from skol to rammstein or other stutable stuf, maby 8ft or um
slipknot.
not so much metalica or normal metal u need the death varity or german
indusrail thecno metal kind or it dont work so well. well you dont need
a
gas mask but masks make things so much more fun, just look at slipknot,
but
toy swords and have fights in the midle of the street when the buzzer
thing
flashes at you, use road cones as mega phones, all these things i have
testid personly of couse.  if any of these r on your site then forget
everything i just said

bomshanker

Subject: look here u putting eating summins

now i do realise i pronounced puding wrong and it is not spelt wrong im
to
lazzy to put two d's in it hahaha soory my dad just yeld at me for
going out
when me olds wernt home, he wasn to angry cause he thought i got home
at
like 12.30 which is 30 min after my curfu, i realy got home at 4am bt
lets
not let him know that. or the fact i walkd frm kelson to the countdown
in
the hutt just to get a drink, and the fact i had a crobar wid me, alex
had a
axe, james had a hatchet nd ed had a trisword( we wer smashin stuf) but
um
yhea bk to my point i wolk like it mentiond some wer on ya site that
barry
is realy a stupid twot and cant talk properly (also we wer not uesin
scottish acksents... to much) but he ment to say puding. B.L.P. MY
HERZELEID
CD IS SCRATCHED IM VERY PISSD ABOUT THAT I BLAME THE  MACHINES I HATE
THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yhea thanks for botherin to read this, if you
didn go
to hell you evil swots even tho u wouldn hav read that rah il just stop
typin now and hit the send button

Subject:  dats sum gangstar shityalll... not really but yhea

im bord and u updated your site finaly and i was like BOUT GOD DAM TIME
I
MEAN I UPDATE MY SITE ALL THE BLOODY TIME AND YOU LAZY FUCKS DO NOTHING
AND
ITS STUPID AND I HATE YOU ALL. ROT IN A HOLE AFTER U NAIL EACH OTHERS
INARDS
TO A TREE FOR THE SEAGULS TO EAT U ASSHOLES!!
WELL NOT REALY BUT IT EWOULDA OPs im stil in caps.. anyways it woulda
been
kinda interesting and i have time to kill befor tv gets interesting so
this
seamed like fun. it isnt realy. very disapointing. their isnt nearly
enough
on your site bout puding. or rammstein. i find that silly. not even a
tom
green mention as far as i know. i must go now. i have a TO DO list that
i
never get round to writing so i think thats sumin i should put on it
but
thats just silly. and remember. take 2 dispren and dont wake up in the
moring and you should be fine.

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