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| The Wonderful Adventures Of Flopsy The Pyromaniac Mafia Rabbit |
By [ Nikkikins ]
Volume One: Take those silly sunglasses off and drink your pina-colada...
This is Flopsy. He has acne.
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Flopsy likes pina-coladas and getting caught in the rain. Perhaps too much.....dum dum daaaaa......
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One day when Flopsy was out enjoying Pina Coladas and happened to get caught in the rain he got mugged by the mafia. His black eye made him look like one of the ladies that work in Farmers (a department store)...Wow major 80’s flashback.
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When he found out it was the mafia who mugged him he went to their dark alleyway and set them on fire.
Then he said something cheesy like asta-la-vista-baby and went home to bed.......
TO BE CONTINUED
(watch this space for episode #2 sometime in the near future....or when I can be bothered...)