Series Two:

Episode One: Dinsdale

--'Face the Press'

--New Cooker Sketch

--Tobacconists (Prostitute Advertisment)

--The Ministry of SIlly Walks

--The Tale of the Piranah Prothers

Episode Two: Spanish Inqusition

--Man-Powered Flight

--The Spanish Inquisition

--Jokes and Novelties

--Tax on Thingy/Vox Pops

--Photos of Uncle Ted (more spanish inquisition)

--The Semaphore Version of "Wuthering Heights"/"Julius Caeasar" on an Aldis Lamp (ad etc.)

--Court Scene (Charades)

"Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be up to eight hundred yards long.  When Norman was about Dinsdale would go very quiet and start wobbling and his nose would swell up and his teeth would move about and he'd get very violent and claim that he'd laid Stanley Baldwin..."

Episode Three: Untitled

--Bishop Rehersing

--Flying Lessons

--Hijacked Plane (to Luton)

--The Poet McTeagle

--Psychiatrist Milkmen / Complaints

--Deja Vu

Episode Four: The Buzz Aldrin Show

--Architect Sketch

--How to Give up Being a Mason

--Motor Insurance Sketch

--"The Bishop"

--Living Room on Pavement

--Poets/ A Choice of Viewing

--Chemist Sketch/Words Not to be Used Again

--After-Shave/Vox Pops

--Police Constable Pan-Am

Episode Five: Live from the Grill-o-mat

--Live from the Grill-o-mat Snack Bar, Paignton

--"Blackmail"

--Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things/Escape From Film

--Current Affairs

--Accidents Sketch

--Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

--The Man Who is Alternately Rude and Polite

--Documentary on a Boxer

"And now: a letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs which could add up to a divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove... So Mr. S. that's 3,000 pounds, please, to stop us from revealing: your name, the name of the three other people involved, the youth organization to which they belonged and the shop where you bought the equipment!"

Episode Six: School Prizes

--"It's a Living"

--The Time on BBC 1

--School Prize-Giving

--"if" - a Film by Mr. Dibley / "Rear Window" - a Film by Mr. Dibley / "Finian's Rainbow" (Starring the Man from the Off-Lisence)

--Foreign Secretary

--Dung/Dead Indian

--Timmy Williams Interview

--Raymond Luxury-Yacht Interview

--Registry Office

--Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible Parties)

Episode Seven: The Atilla the Hun Show

--"The Attilla the Hun Show"

--Attilla the Nun

--Secretary of State Striptease/Vox Pops on Polititions

--Ratcatcher/Wainscotting

--Killer Sheep

--The News for Parrots/ News for Gibbons/News for Wombats

--Attila the Bun/The Idiot in Society

--Test Match/Epsom Furniture Race

--"Take Your Pick"

"You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you."
"Anti-Sematism!"
"Not at all.  It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene"

Episode Eight: Archaeology Today

--Trailer

--"Archaeology Today"

--Silly Vicar

--Leapy Lee

--Registrar (Wife Swapping)

--Silly Doctor Sketch

--Mr. and Mrs. Git

--Mosquito Hunters

--Poofy Judges

--Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity

--Beethoven's Mynah Bird

--Shakespeare/Michaelangelo/Colin Mozert (Rat Catcher)

--Poofy Judges Part 2

Episode Nine: How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body

--"How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body"

--Bruces

--Naughty Bits

--The Man Who Contradicts People

--Cosmetic Surgery

--Camp-Square Bashing

--Cut-Price Airline

-- Batley Townswomen's Guild Presents the First Heart Transplant

--The First Underwater Production of 'Measure for Measure'

--The Death of Mary Queen of Scots/Penguin on the Telly

--There's Been a Murder/Sgt. Duckie's Song/Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong (Eurovision Song Contest)

And so, Inspector Zatapathique of the Monoco Murder Squad sings his song, "Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong"

Episode Ten: Scott of the Antarctic

--French Subtitles Film

--Scott of the Antarctic

--Scott of the Sahara

--Fish License

--Derby Council v. All Blacks Rugby Match / Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynaecologists

Episode Eleven: How Not to be Seen

--Conquistador Coffee Campaign

--Repeating Groove / Ramsey MacDonald Striptease

--Job Hunter

--Crelm Toothpaste

--Agatha Christie Sketch (Railway Timetables)

--Mr. Neville Shunt

--Film Director (with huge teeth)

--City Gents Vox Pops

--Crackpot Religions Ltd.

--'How Not to be Seen'

--Crossing the Atlantic on a Tricycle/ Interview in a Filing Cabinet/ "Yummy Yummy"

--Monty Python's Flying Circus Again in Thirty Seconds

Episode Twlelve: Spam

--"The Black Eagle"

--Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook/Court Scene

--Communist Quiz

--"Ypres 1914"

--Art Gallery Strike

--"Ypres 1914"

--Hospital for Over-Actors

--Gumby Flower Arranging

--Spam

Episode Thirteen: Royal Episode 13

--The Queen will be Watching

--Coal Mine (Historical Argument)

--The Toad Eleavating Moment (The Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way, The Man Who Speaks in Only the Ends of Words/ The Man Who Speaks Only in the Beginings of Words, The Man Who Speaks in Only the MIddles of Words)

--Commercials

--How to Feed a Goldfish

--The Man Who Collects Birdwatcher's Eggs

-- Inusrance Sketch

--Hospital Run by RSM

--Mountaineer

--Exploding Version of "The Blue Danube"

--Girls' Boarding School

--Submarine

--Lifeboat Cannibalism

--Undertaker's Sketch

"What do you mean, 'Ughhh'? I don't like Spam!"

Series 1

Series 3

Series 4

Please note that these scripts and such are coprighted materials, not to mention pieces of comic genius from some of the funniest and finest human beings in the history of the world.  Six lads I have admired more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before.  Six Brits whose work is so totally and utterly wonderful these feeble words sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate... So after you read these scripts go out and buy every piece of Python merchandise you can get your hands on.  (I have)