Series Three:

Episode One: Whicker's World

--Court Scene (Multiple Murderer)

--Iceland Saga

--The Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way

--Court Scene (Viking)

--Stock Exchange Report

--Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion Visit Jean-Paul Satre

--Whicker Island

Episode Two: Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular

--Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow

--Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company

--How to Rid the World of All KNown Diseases

--Mrs. Niggerbaiter Explodes

--Vicar/Salesman

--Farming Club

--"Life of Tschaikovsky"

--Trim-Jeans Theatre

--The Fish-Slapping Dance

-- World War One

--The BBC is Short of Money

--Puss in Boots

The Fish Slapping Dance

Episode Three: The Money Programme

--"The Money Programme"

--"The Money Song"

--Elizabeth L.

--Fraud Film Squad

--Salvation Fuzz (Dead Bishop)

--Jungle Restaurant

--Apology for Violence and Nudity

--Ken Russell's "Gardening Club"

--The Lost World of Roiurama

--Six More Minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus

--Arguement Clinic

--Hitting on the Head Lessons

--Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard

--One More Minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus

Episode Four: Blood, Devastation, Death, War, and Horror

--"Blood, Devastation, Death, War, and Horror" (The Man Who Speaks in Angrams)

-- Angram Quiz

--Merchant Banker

--Pantomime Horse

--Life and Death Struggles

--Mary Recruitment Office

--Bus Conductor Sketch

--The Man Who Makes People Laugh Uncontrollably

--Army Captain as a Clown

--Gesture to Indicate Pauses in a Television Talk

--Neutotic Announcers/The News with Richard Baker (with no audio)

--"The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent Film"

"Tonight on the Money Programme, we're going to look at money.  Lots of it.  On film and in the studio.  Some of it in nice piles, other in lovely clanky bits of loose change.  Some of it neatly coutned into fat little hundreds, delicate fiverse stiffed into bulging wallets, nice crisp clean checks, pert pieces of copper coinage trust deep into trouser pockets, romantic foreign money rolling against the thigh with a rough familiarity, beautiful wayward curlicued banknotes, filigreed copper plating cheek by jowl with tummy rubbling gently against the terse leather of beautifully balanced bank book!!!"

Episode Five: The All-England Summarize Proust Competition

--"Summarize Proust Competition"

--Everest Climbed by Hairdressers

--Fire Brigade

--Our Eamonn

--"Party Hints" with Veronica Smalls

--Language Laboritory

--Travel Agent

--Watney's Red Barrel

--Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)

Episode Six: The War Against Pornography

--Tory Housewives Clean-Up Campaign

--Gumby Brain Specialist

--Molluscs - 'Live' TV Documentary

--The Minister of Not Listening to People

--Tuesday Documentary/Children's Story/Party Political Broadcast

--Apology (politicians)

--Expedition to Lake Pahoe

--The Silliest Interview We've Ever Had

--The Silliest Sketch We've Ever Done

"Good evening.  Tonight- dinosaurs.  I have here sitting in the studio next to me an elk.  Aagghhh!  Oh, I'm sorry, Anne Elk, Mrs. Anne Elk."

Episode Seven: Salad Days

--Biggles Dictates a Letter

--Climbing the North Face of the Uxbridge Road

--Lifeboat

--Old Lady Snoopers

--"Stoarage Jars"

--The Show So Far

--The Cheese Shop

--Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns

--Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"

--Apology

--The News with Richard Baker

--Seashore Interlude FIlm

Episode Eight: Cycling Tour

--Mr. Pither

--Clodagh Rogers

--Trotsky

--Smolensk

--Bingo-Crazed Chinese

--"Jack in a Box"

There are just some choice scenes from The Cheese Shop that does not sell Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Emmental, Gruyere, Norwegian Jarlsburg, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Brew, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinney, Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l"Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-l'Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perel de Champagn, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Caithness, Smoked Austrian, Japansese Sage Derby, Wensleydale, Greek Feta, Gorgonzola, Parmesean, Mozzarella, Pipp Creme, Danish Fimboe, Czech sheep's milk, Venesuelan Beaver Cheese, Cheddar or 'Illchester.

Episode Nine: The Nude Man

--Bomb on a Plane

--A Naked Man/Ten Seconds of Sex

--Housing Projects Built by Characters from Nineteenth-Century Literature

--M1 Interchange Built by Characters from 'Paradise Lost'

--Mystico and Janet - Flats Built by Hypnosis

--"Mortuary Hour"

--The Olympic Hide-and-Seek Final

--The Cheap-Laughs

--Bull Fighting/The British Well-Basically Club

--Prices on the Planet Algon

Episode Ten: Henry Thripshaw's Disease

--Tudor Jobs Agency

--Pornographic Bookshop

--Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers

--Silly Disturbances (The Rev. Arthur Belling)

--The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words Sketch, by and Underrated Author

--"Is There?"... Life After Death?

--The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order

--Thripshaw's Disease

--Silly Noises/Sherry-Drinking Vicar

Episode Eleven: Dennis Moore

--"Boxing Tonight" - Jack Bodel v. Sir Kenneth Clark

--Dennis Moore

--Lupins (Dennis Moore Rides Again)

--What the Stars Fortell

--Doctor

--TV4 or Not TV4 Discussion

--Ideal Loon Exhibition

--Off-License (And More Dennis Moore)

--"Prejudice"

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Riding through the night
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore

Episode Twelve: A Book at Bedtime

--Political Party Broadcast (Choreographed)

--"A Book at Bedtime" - "Redgauntlet"

--Kamikaze Scotsmen

--No Time to Lose

--Penguins/BBC Programme Planners

--Unexpected Scotsmen

--"Spot the Loony"

--Rival Documentaries

--"Dad's Doctors"/"Dad's Pooves" (Trailer)

Episode Thirteen: Grandstand

--Thames TV Introduction

--"Light Entertainment Awards" with Dickie Attenborough

--The Oscar Wilde Sketch

--Charwoman (Animated Sequence)

--David Niven's Fridge

--Pasolini's Film "The Third Test Match"

--New Brain from Curry's

--Blood Donor

--International Wife-Swapping

--Credits of the Year

--Back to the "Light Entertainment Awards"

--The Dirty Vicar Sketch

Mrs. Zambesi and her new brain from Curry's. 

"She can take if off at night, unless she wants to read, of course.  And don't ask too many questions because it will get hot..."

Series 1

Series 2

Series 4

Please note that these scripts and such are coprighted materials, not to mention pieces of comic genius from some of the funniest and finest human beings in the history of the world.  Six lads I have admired more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before.  Six Brits whose work is so totally and utterly wonderful these feeble words sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate... So after you read these scripts go out and buy every piece of Python merchandise you can get your hands on.  (I have)