Series Four:

Episode One: "The Golden Age of Ballooning"

--Montgolfier Brothers

--Louis XIV

--George III

--Norwegian Party Political Broadcast

--Zeppelin

Episode Two: Michael Ellis

--Department Store

--Buying an Ant

--At Home with the Ant and Other Pets

--Documentary on Ants

--Ant Complaints

--Poetry Reading (Ants)

--Complaints Department

--Toupee Department

--Different Endings

Episode Three: The Light Entertainment War

--"Up Your Pavement"

--RAF Bantert

--Trivializing the War

--Courtmartial (Basinstoke in Westphailia) / "Anything Goes In" (Song)

--Film Trailer

--The Public are Idiots

--Program Titles Conference

--The Last Five Miles of the M2

--Woody and Tinny Words

--Show-Jumping (Musical) / Newsflash (Germans)

--"When Does a Dream Begin?" (Song)

Episode Four: Hamlet

--Bogus Psychiatrists

--"Nationwide"/Police Helmets

--Father-in-Law

--Hamlet and Ophelia

--Boxing Match Aftermath

--Boxing Commentary

--Pistone Engine (A Bargin)

--A Room in Poloniu's House/Dentists (Live from Epsom)

--Jockey Interviews

--Queen Victoria Handicap

Episode Five: Mr. Neutron

--Post Box Ceremony

--Mr. Neutron

--Mr. Neutron is Missing

--Teddy Salad (CIA Agent)

--Mr. Neutron is Still Missing

--Mr. Neutron is Found

--"Conjuring Today"

A Doctor Whose Patients are Stabbed by his Nurse

Episode Six: Party Political Broadcast

--"Most Awful Family in Britain"

--Iceland Honey Week

--A Doctor Whose Patients are Stabbed by his Nurse

--Brigadier and Bishop

--Appeal on Behalf of Extremely Rich People

--The Man Who Finished Other People's Sentences

--The Walking Tree of Dahomey (With David Attenborough)

--The Batsmen of Kalahari/Cricket Match

"Brian, let's stop this futile pretence... I've always been moderately fond of you."
"To be frank, Brigadier, one can't walk so closely with a chap like you for... for so long without feeling something deep down inside..."

Series 2

Series 1

Series 3

Please note that these scripts and such are coprighted materials, not to mention pieces of comic genius from some of the funniest and finest human beings in the history of the world.  Six lads I have admired more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before.  Six Brits whose work is so totally and utterly wonderful these feeble words sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate... So after you read these scripts go out and buy every piece of Python merchandise you can get your hands on.  (I have)