Silly Doctor

 

 

(Cut to the two waiting. On the sound of a referee's whistle they start acting.)

 

Doctor (John): Next please. Name?

 

Watson (Graham): Er, Watson.

 

Doctor: (writing it down) Mr. Watson.

 

Watson: Ah, no, Doctor.

 

Doctor: Ah, Mr. Doctor.

 

Watson: No, not Mr. Doctor.

 

Doctor: Oh, Dr. Doctor.

 

Watson: No, Doctor Watson.

 

Doctor: Oh, Dr. Watson Doctor.

 

Watson: Oh, just call me darling.

 

Doctor: Hello, Mr. Darling.

 

Watson: No, Doctor.

 

Doctor: Hello Doctor Darling.

 

(Sound of whistle; instant cut to: Caption on screen: 'THAT SKETCH HAS BEEN ABANDONED')