☻Piss
the taking is someone that
realise u this like times at
its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
☻Hello!Im
a little alien called Ted.I
have taken the form of a
mobile phone- your phone.And
during this message I have
been having sex with your
thumb!
☻This
cat is cat a cat good cat
way cat to cat keep cat a
cat idiot cat buzy cat for
cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW
READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
☻A)Ur
Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur
Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur
Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur
Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im
J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
☻HOW
TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED
*press down* HOW TO KEEP AN
IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
☻Wot
letters r missin in H__RT?
EA or U? Pick EA & u get a
heart!if u pick U,u will get
hurt! I'd pick U coz it's
better to get hurt than have
a heart without U!
☻if
u notice this notice you
will notice that this notice
is not worth noticing!!!
☻I
have the "I".I have the "L".I
have the "O".I have the "V".I
have the "E"... so pls
☻Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
☻Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
☻MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
☻Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
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