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crude sms jokes
☻This
is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your
phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
☻what
did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know
they never met!
☻Pleas
turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H
☻This
time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
☻Mary
had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and
mouth and now they're black andcrispy.
☻Group
of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up
your get us all shot.
☻Your
teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
☻Your
birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
☻Yo
mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
☻Mary
had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the
back and stick it up her arsehole!
☻mary
had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if
they would fuck!
☻whats
the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large
tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
☻sex
is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY!
☻how
do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you
later !!!
☻At
this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a
party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
☻farmer
Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
☻*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
☻ba
ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass
burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
☻!!News
flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
☻Kiss's
r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's
rnt kiss's unless they r tasted,
kiss's spread germz + germz
hated, so kiss me BABE im
vacinated!
☻How
many letters are in the
Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET
went Home on a UFO and the FBI
went after him!
☻last
night I lay in my bed looking at
the beautiful stars, the moon
and the sky.... then I thought
where the fuck is my roof??
☻mary
had a little lamb,its name was
little ralph,its burnin in a
field right nowcos its got foot
and mouth
☻What
is the difference between
blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop
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