☻Jelly
Baby goes 2 the Dr & says
"Dr i've got aids" Dr replys
"U cant have aids ur a jelly
Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes
but Dr i've been sleepin wiv
ALLSORTS!
☻chicken
and egg in bed,chicken has
head on pillow smoking.Egg
rolls over annoyed saying"i
guess we answered that
question"
☻A
teacher ask"wot part of the
body goes to heaven first?"A
child replies"feet- coz
every nite i c my mum with
her feet in the air screamin
GOD I'M COMIN!
☻Little
Girl:"Mommy I just found out
that the little boy next
door has a penis like a
peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its
salty"
☻an
essex girl has a car crash
and an ambulance arrives.the
paramedic asks 'how many
fingers have i got up?'the
girl replies- oh no i think
im paralised too